Technology Lust

I want a netbook.

I want a teeny tiny device that fits in my purse and does not hurt my back or my hip, both of which hurt every few weeks from carrying too much crap around, including a MBP.

I don't mind ubuntu.  I mostly want to web and ssh anyway, with perhaps a bit of document creation, but come on, google docs?  whatev, I just need a good browser.

I want to buy a fun pink swirly skin to put on my netbook so I can carry it around and be totally geek stylin'.

I have no idea who wants this, however.

I don't want a contract, certainly, since i have an iPhone for on the go.  I mostly want the netbook for places that I am (work, oakland, home, my parents) which already have free wifi.  So I am not sure who Verizon's target market is.  

Someone should enlighten me.  Oh and they should also tell me which netbook to buy.