MICHAEL KNIGHT BETTER WIN PROJECT RUNWAY

If he doesn't, I swear to god I'm protesting.

There's a dance tomorrow. But there are also rumors floating around that they'll have a Breathalizer at the front door. I better be careful.

I have a plan though. We're wrapping a bottle of Bailey's in a plastic bag and taping it inside to the toilet tank so the cleaners don't find it. Yessssss...