see, this is why...

yes, i complain about work.  i don't love everything.  i lost 5% in a global pay reduction.  i never work just a 40-hr week.  but then one of my coworkers and i have this exchange, and it's all ok:

me: "who's more important in american history, orville wright or orville redenbacker?"
him: "dude, totally orville redenbacker!"
me: "man, i love me some popcorn"
him: "besides, if there had been no orville wright, there'd have been no 9/11"
me: [speechless]
him: "i mean, basically, the wright brothers are terrorists"
me: [dead on the floor]