Jeremy Smyth

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theundapperone — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:11:36 GMT

There's nothing worse than untimely wedgies.

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theundapperone — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 08:51:38 GMT

You know how it's a whole process pulling your Big Mac apart to get the pickle out so you can throw it at a random window and watch it slide down? Well, I totally just pulled my whole burger apart to discover I was cheated out of my pickle!

Do you think it's adequate to complain about something you pull off and discard anyway? I mean, I did pay for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, PICKLES, and onion on a sesame seed roll.

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theundapperone — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 13:43:31 GMT

Icecream van still exciting in adulthood.

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theundapperone — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:56:20 GMT

Betrayed by a Big Mac. Evil.

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theundapperone — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:19:41 GMT

Penis enlargement emails are so old.

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@ memebells || First Meeting Meme

theundapperone — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 02:59:19 GMT

This can be for any mun I already know also, and just assume they haven't met Sebastian's bro yet.

Jeremy's thread here

musebysentence || 100.20. "Bite me."

theundapperone — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:23:36 GMT

That awkward moment where you suck so much at insults that all you can say to your twin when he pisses you off the the point of aggravation is a petulant, "Bite me!".

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theundapperone — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:00:46 GMT

Surrounded by Warblers. Slight mindfuck #toomanyblazers

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theundapperone — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 03:26:05 GMT

Dropped remote. Stuck watching Teen Mom.

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theundapperone — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 09:10:06 GMT

Being a twin: Blessing or curse?

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theundapperone — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:38:20 GMT

Autocorrect makes bad pickup attempts worse.

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theundapperone — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 11:30:17 GMT

Shampoo mohawk and doing the Macarena \o/

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theundapperone — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:46:02 GMT

Candy hearts make really good missiles.

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theundapperone — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:04:03 GMT

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theundapperone — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:02:41 GMT

Can't wait for the new Superman!

muserevival || 004.5. Misc/Random

theundapperone — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:43:11 GMT

Recently, Twitter was trending #50thingsilove. Give us your list.

Jeremy's list can be found over HERE!