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The truth about "David's Dead"
Wrong David, honey.
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The truth about slow walkers
Speed kills.
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The truth about new year, new you
Bad news: you're still you.
Dec 31, 2025
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The truth about 50
An impeccable date with the past.
Dec 23, 2025
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The truth about 'Heated Rivalry'
Puck around, find out.
Dec 10, 2025
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The truth about SNL
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The truth about Sybil
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The truth about what Saoirse said
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The truth about the bubble
Step outside, love.
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The truth about Remember When
The best of cheap nostalgia.
Oct 29, 2025
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The truth about a Bad Boots
Warm Coke. Strepsils. Haemorrhoid cream. Heaven.
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The truth about 2025 – part 2
Bailey. Bikers. Brontë. Backlash.
Dec 26, 2025
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The Glorious Dead for 99p on ebook!
New way to ignore your family revealed.
Dec 19, 2025
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The truth about 2025 – part 1
Cha-Lime-met. Ange. Bootcuts. Girlbands.
Dec 17, 2025
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The truth about Nutvember
Sexiest month alive.
Nov 30, 2025
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The truth about a Big Tesco
Cleanup in aisle 807.
Nov 26, 2025
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The truth about taste bait
Ugh, how common.
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