⚠️ Disclaimer: This music was made with AI.
It’s not a band. It’s not a comeback. It’s a coping mechanism.
Created during a stretch of depression, anxiety, insomnia, and full-tilt exhaustion.
If that bothers you — good. It means you still feel something.
Functional Wreckage isn’t about chasing streams or pretending to be an artist.
It’s about turning noise into therapy when everything else stops working.
This is Dadcore: a chaotic blend of blues, rock, funk, and existential crisis.
Imagine Rob Zombie, RHCP, Run the Jewels, and a caffeine-addicted dad trapped in a garage with too much gear and not enough sleep.
“Der Dadmissar” is the first sonic breakdown, 80s synth swagger meets middle-aged meltdown. It’s rough, loud, imperfect, and alive.
To the purists: fuck you, I’m having fun.
I’m not an artist. I’m a producer of my own chaos.
If it hits, it hits. If it doesn’t, at least it helped me breathe.
New to the Wreckage? Start here to get a better sense of the world you just stumbled into:
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💥 Support the chaos. Fuel the comeback.Skip the latte and buy me a stock instead—or part of one.Every $2 helps grow the $WREK portfolio and keeps this wreck rolling.
📊 Current Investment Progress:
🤑 Total Invested: $41.00
📈 Current Value: $42.46 (10/29/2025)
Hitting a rough patch and haven't had time to be as active as used to be with trading. I'm holding almost half liquid while I wait for time to make a smart play. The rest is wrapped up in longer term investments that are struggling now, but I have faith in the research.
