thatonehuman

Ice Punch

thatonehuman — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:26:13 GMT

Heey.

Sooo, I am really bored. Really.

I think I may play some Kingdom Hearts, though I'm not the biggest fan of chain of memories...its all I have.

Oh yeah so, results of job hunting: nothing.
Jane Adams Book Store wasnt hiring..so yeah. But when I went to Walnut street tea company, it was really strange. I was all "Do you um...hire?" Because I have only seen this one old lady working there like ever so I didnt know if like, it was family owned or something. I knew it was local but um. She got really excited (it was cute) and said they did and had me write down my name and number on a notepad. I loved it. She said that sahe wasnt hiring now but she might be in the fall, because a few people are quiting. im all like, YES.

I want to work there.

But I also applied at some organic food stores and a halloween store.

yep.

I cant decide if I want to go to Kyles party tonight...I hate his mom. A lot.

gah.

Also: I love Hetalia.

Dragon Rage

thatonehuman — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:46:28 GMT

Hey, Kayleigh here! (ho hum)

So I'm pretty much only posting to advertise my bran spankin' new community!!
:D

I know, all four people who will read this are all like, "....".

But yeah. Its called internetgems and its basically where me and shelbylanerd and whoever wants to be a member will post viral videos or awesome things we find on the internet to keep lazy people up to date. Well, I guess they aren't lazy, they just have lives.
Unlike me.

So, if that sounds interesting to you, you should join. I mostly made it for my fran Brenna, because she is always complaining about how she never gets our Internet jokes. But now that I came up with a solution, she hasn't shown any interest in it. Sigh.

Whatever, it was super fun to make. Cuz you know, its on the Internet. The Internet is fun.

Also: I am re-watching Digimon. But mostly just Digimon Frontier, because its le best. Not really, but its my favorite.

<3

Splash

thatonehuman — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 05:11:00 GMT

Stalking Results
(For those who care.)

Fail.

Yeah Nate from GameStop wasn't working on Friday. It made me hate life. I got over my fear of driving on the interstate by myself for him, and he wasn't even working.

What. The. Hell.

So I gave up on the whole just go to the mall on Friday thing. I mean, yeah it would be awesome if our love was based off of a song by The Cure. You know, "Friday I'm In Love"? Yeah. I think I mentioned that before. And stuff. I guess I will just go when I go and hope to the abyss that he is there.

So thats all I really have to say.

jajaaa

Crunch

thatonehuman — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:55:38 GMT

Two words, my friends.
True. Blood.

Oh my fucking god. This is the best show I have ever seen in my life. Srsly. I said this once and then Alec was all, "Even though its soft pron?" And I'm all like, "WTF is soft about it?"

So, ja it is like, rather NSFW, but it is also AWESOME. Like seriously SPOILER ALERT. If you-know-what didn't happen with Godric, I would be alllllll up on that. But it did. So I love Eric. Oh god his Nordic little self could bite me any fucking day.

Yeah.

And stuff. I cant really talk about anything else because that is basically all I have thought about for the past three days. Oh and I love Sam and his Scruffles.
Sookie pisses me off.
So does Jessica. But she gets better.
And then she gets worse.....

OH NO WAIT. I met my soul mate at gamestop the other day. Seriously. Would I joke about this?
no.

So um, his name is Nate and he works there. I stared at him for like a year and then bought a five dollar game so I could talk to him...
Like, I was talking to Brenna while I got the game because I get nervous and talk. Then Green Day came on and I was all "Oh hai, Green Day. I like them" and then Nate was all "their new stuff sucks."

Of course I was a bit crushed that he hated on my band, yo. But things got better when we agreed that Dookie was awesome.
So yes. so lets see how Nate checks out for boyfran material.

Cute? Check.
Tall? Check.
Nerd? Probable.
Like Music? Most likely.
Awesome? Undetermined.

That looks like a bright future to me. I saw him there on Friday, so I am going to Gamestop again this Friday in hopes of seeing him again. Yes.
Stalker? maybe.

Ja ne

Dream Eater

thatonehuman — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 03:28:10 GMT

So I've been thinking and like, I need a boyfriend. Or a the very least a boy who is kind of attractive to flirt with!
And right now I have neither. Nor do I have a job or life.

Kayleigh is synonymous with woe.

So like, here is a thought. Get a job at some place awesome that is inhabited by awesome people. Get to know awesome coworkers including one who is slightly older than me but not so much so I still have a chance. Flirt shamelessly with said guy. Score.

And here is reality. Get a job at some crap hole that is inhabited by A-holes. Try to avoid everyone especially the A-holes because I am anti-social. Notice the cute awesome guy who is way out of league after making bitch out of self. Try to flirt but is awkward so end up humiliating self. Rinse and Repeat.

I hate my life.

This entry is very reminiscent of my MySpace journal days....
I need to stop sitting in my room, reading romantic Naruto fanfiction, and listening to Hey There Delilah. Because I am pathetic. And stuff.
I also need to stop reading funny//romantic fanfiction because it is giving me unrealistic expectations for boys and awesomeness. And they make me hate my life. Because it is boring and notsome.

Sigh.

I really like my new Star Wars poster. And I like my new hair. And I like the fact that I lost Two Pounds from playing DDR.
New habit? I think so.

Fourth of July tomorrow. I don't really like fireworks. In fact, I kinda hate them. But I do like parties!

We need to get new guy friends. Ones that I can flirt with. Yeah.

Well. Ho hum.

Take Down

thatonehuman — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:59:38 GMT

Well I am officially bored to tears. Like seriously. I have read so much fanfiction today that my eyes are starting to give out. Ugh. This is ridiculous.

Um like, hi. Its summer time. I should have a mildly attractive boyfriend that I met at my awesome(or not) job. And I should be having super tons of fun with my BFFL Brenna and we should be hanging out and going places and flirting with guys way out of our league and doing almostsortofalot illegal things and stuff.

But no. I sit at home all day on the Internet. Alone. And when ever I talk to my Super Awesome BFFL Brenna! we are always fighting. And I have no job. And no money.

This summer sucks.

Okay so I just took a break from writing this and watched an episode of Vampire Knight. Man that is a frustrating anime. I mean, who should I root for? Sexy!Kaname? Or Sexy!Angsty!Zero? Too hard of a decision. Let me tell you.

Well now I'm going to try to go to bed. I know its not that late, only midnight, but Brenna is coming tomorrow at 11 to help me dye my hair.
Oh yeah, by the way, I'm dying my hair. Nothing drastic really, it's kind of a copper now and it will be "Dark Auburn". Whatever the hell that is.

So yeah. G'night.

Writer's Block: Family Is…

thatonehuman — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 03:49:58 GMT

Family is complicated.

Flamethrower

thatonehuman — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 03:40:09 GMT

Heeey LJ. Long time no see.

I just got back from the dentist. I can't feel my cheek.

Okay now i can. I have this thing with starting posts, and then waiting five hours before finishing them...yeah. But anyways, I'm trying to get a job. And that is a lot harder than I first anticipated it to be. Good lord. But whatever, I guess I'll just keep wasting all my time on the internet like a poor person. Oh wait! I am poor.

Sigh.

Lets outline my day, shall we?

3 A.M.-go to bed.
11:00 A.M.-wake up
11:20-internet
2:00-shower
2:15-internet
4:00-do hair//makeup
6:00-dinner
6:40-internet

Are my days interesting or what? No sarcasm there, internet is the shiz. Anyone who thinks the internet isn't awesome (seriously? what are you doing here? leave.) should go to The Daily What. Yeah.

Also, I have been watching more Avatar the last airbender lately because the Movie! is coming out soon! My friends and I are making shirts! They are the color of the nation we are (mine is fire nation) and on the front is says Team Avatar, and on the back it has the nation symbol! They are pretty much awesome. Oh but watching the series has made me rediscover my love for Sokka...oh, and my love for Shirtless!Zuko, <3

Leech Seed

thatonehuman — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:30:14 GMT

What's happenin' Forum?
Just kidding. I'm so not Ray William Johnson.
No one gets my joke.

I'm teaching myself HTML. That stands for Hypertext Markup Language, its an internet coding language.

This should be bold, yes?
I'm finding that this is just kind of a review....surprise! I actually knew an programing language because of Neopets.

Surprised me. Let me tell you. But I used to make my own layouts and stuff. Like I would get the layout online, and then I would edit pictures and colors and text and what not.

sooo hyperlink? <a herf="http://www.animefreak.tv/anime-watch/cowboy-bebop-episode-1"> Here</a> So if that worked, that is a link to the first episode of cowboy bebop, a good anime for <lj user="trackmeister">.

Yeah. And I'm sure there is a way to do all of this stuff with the little tool bar here, but I'm practicing writing out the HTML tags.

<hr>

gray horizontal line??

I'm gonna feel really stupid if none of these work....

hmmmhmm superscripted?
hmmmhmm subscripted??

okay I'll be done with this..

Absorb

thatonehuman — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 20:45:33 GMT

Oh summer, how I have missed thee.

Except not really. I love summer and all, but I just get SO BORED. Seriously, I miss school. I can't believe i just ~~said~~ typed that.

But I have been passing the time playing Pokemon. I was really into the new soul silver game when it first came out, but then I got busy and stopped. So now I am trying to beat it! I just beat the elite four, and now I'm in Kanto. (In silver/gold/crystal you start in Johto and then go to kanto.) Yeah.

And I have watched so much anime in the past few days that I think my eyes may explode. I watched Haruhi Suzumiya (14 episodes) Some Code Geass (I've seen 4 so far) and an endless amount of Avatar the Last Airbender, because I officially bought the whole series. Yes ma'am.

I really need to do Laundry.

I think I'm going to apply for a job at Mijer...is that how you spell that?

Like it matters.

Um, I ha vent talked to ziplockbaggy and trackmeister for a while. Well I talked to the ladder when she texted me about her CAR ACCIDENT!! She wasn't driving though, so thank god for that.

Yeah, I'm gonna go do something productive. Maybe.

Spark

thatonehuman — Sat, 29 May 2010 23:56:53 GMT

I'm hungry. My dad is making corn on the cobbb and potatoes.

Yum.

So I'm waiting for that to be done and then I'm off to Shelby's for a movie partay. Nice way to start off almost summer, yeah?
okay now im done with dinner and I'm going to shelby's.

I planned to make this longer but....fun awaits so no.

jaaaaaa

Evasion

thatonehuman — Thu, 27 May 2010 02:01:13 GMT

OMG SO ME AND trackmeister ALMOST DIED TODAY! SERIOUSLY!

This dumbass old lady pulled out in front of me like waay harcore. I had to swerve into the other lane and BARELY missed her!!!

yeah. so anyways,

ziplockbaggy , i dont see you putting out with that gossip you promised. just saying!!

That is all.

Still avoiding studying.

Smoke Screen

thatonehuman — Wed, 26 May 2010 02:20:26 GMT

I really should be studying.

But um....

No thanks. You feel me? Yeah I thought so.

Like, I have chem and spanish study guides done...and I don't have to worry about art or geography because we are going over it in class...

I really need to do my Algebra review considering the final is on Thursday, but i have mondo problemos studying at home....bah.

~~(I love the Mountain Goats)~~

I'm a little worried about English too....do you think its a problem that I haven't read the book that our finals over yet? Well I guess I read the rape//sex chapters. That counts.

Im gonna ignore school some more now!

Goodnight Moon

thatonehuman — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:54:39 GMT

So, this may sound strange but the smell of the A/C in my house is keeping me awake. I told ziplockbaggy that I was awake on LJ all last night but the fact is; I was just on LJ while I was awake. I don't know why this is happening but I do have theories.

THEORIES

1.) It now smells like it did in the summer and therefore my body assumes I can stay up until the wee hours of the morning. (NOT A FACT)

2.) My teachers snuck awakening into my air vent system to sabotage my finals. (if this is true, its so working)

3.) Im a nut job and I need to shut up and got to sleep.

Honestly I think its a tie between 1 and 2. ~~After 3, of course.~~

Well, I should probably go to sleep. After all, this is going to be the longest week of my life. Seriously.

...I'm saying goodnight to the moon...

Oh this and that.

thatonehuman — Sun, 23 May 2010 17:27:25 GMT

So I have not been on here in um..quite a while.

I have got to get used to being on LJ. Its hard though....I get so tired, Yeah so last weekend I went to Acen and it was the shizzle. You have no idea how much fun it was, you cant. Literally, it was the most fun I have had in a long time.

UM LIKE SO i had way tons o' fun with ziplockbaggy and trackmeister . fact.
~~yeah i dont know how to tag people yet~~.
nevermind, i figured it out.
im a noob. it hurts to admit it....but i am.

im also watching avatar the last airbender which means im only half paying attention to LJ right now...sooo.
Im gonna go.

THANK YOU ZIPLOCKBAGGY FOR THE USER PICS!

Things To Do

thatonehuman — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 04:45:33 GMT

Before I turn 21 or Something

1. Donate Blood.
Save lives, goodbye fear of needles. Two birds, one stone. Right?

2. Road trip.
My friends and I are itching for one of these.

3. Meet Charlieissocoollike.
I am so in love with him. In a creepy way.

4. Learn to play an instrument.
All of my friends can play them...I only spin a flag. I must learn something!

5. Kiss someone I really like.

I kissed a water fountain once.

6. Meet someone cool at a work.
Um, Like, hello, The Office? JimxPam for the win.

7. Beat a video game.
Like seriously beat one. Pokemon doesn't count.

8. Write a story.
A good story. Like, a really really good story.

9. Have a Best Friend.
Not just a best friend, but like the ones on T.V. or in books.

10. Learn to be nice.
and stuff. I'm kind of a bitch.

Snoozing

thatonehuman — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:01:05 GMT

Hello. So I'm just sitting here being lulled into a daze by Brenna's soft snoring. I have been awake for about 40 minutes now, as it is about 10 o'clock. I promised I would wake her up at noon so she could be ready for go prom dress shopping with her mom.

Sigh, Oh Brenna. Our relationship can be really complicated at times. Naturally its all my fault, with my not being able to hold remarks in disease. Ugh. We are best friends and stuff, but there are day where its hard to even imagine that we are friends. I love her and I miss how we used to be...I really don't know how to fix this. Whatever.

What Peculiar Little Figures

thatonehuman — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:18:32 GMT

So, hello.....I guess.

I'm about 98.7% sure that no one is reading this, but I'm rather bored. Its a Friday night and I'm alone in my room.
I hate when my friends have parties that I'm not invited to. Though I'm not sure why I'm not invited, I mean hello, friends??
Anyways, I have been wanting to make one of these for a while. I love blogging. And its so one of my dreams to have a popular blog//vlog....I though getting one would be a good start, you know. Oh my insignificant dreams.

Okay so, I have been wondering, is life supposed to be this complicated? You would think that living would be simple and clean. Wake, eat, pee, sleep. But no, human brains just have to be developed. Insert big fat sigh. Emotions//personalities suck.

I love Alice in Wonderland. Just throwing that out there. I mean, if I were to show how much I love it through interpretive dance, I would be the foaming at the mouth guy from Avatar the Last Airbender. Seriously. Well...I just imagined me doing that at the theater before the new Alice, and maybe that's a little too much. But not by far. For reals, I love it almost as much as I love Greek Mythology. And I love it a lot.

Oh man, I just had the strangest experience. I was listening to my favorite local alternative radio station, and I decided I wanted to call in and request some Death Cab for Cutie. So, after some intense deliberation from fear, I called in. They were all "Wassup?" So I asked to hear some Death Cab. Then this guy said "no." I'm like "WHHHHAAAAT?" Who just says no, right? I was all confused and stuff. And he just kept saying he had to go, which made me even more confused. Then, for no reason, he was just all "So what did you want to hear?"

WHAT IS THIS? Confused, I am.

Whatever. Brush it off, as I always say. They played it, any ways. So its all good.....I guess. So I guess I could introduce myself, huh?

Hi, my name is to me mentioned later because I think I may make a pen name. I realize that what I put here doesn't really matter...it will be on my profile. Whatever.

So I'm just a semi-average teenage girl who is have a semi-large problem finding her place in the world. But then again, who isn't?

Au revoir