OOGA BOOGA FUCKER.

MOVING

terashii — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:53:53 GMT

HEY GUESS WHAT. I'M GOING TO BE A FAGGOT AND MOVE JOURNALS TOO. OM FUCKING G.

kyosmash

IF ANY OF YOU STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS THEN ADD MY FUCKING JOURNAL. I'M GIVING YOU THE CHOICE. OKAY? OKAY. :)

BYE MOTHERFUCKERS.

terashii — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:31:58 GMT

DIE TAKES IT UP THE ASS AND HE LIKES IT.

terashii — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:24:55 GMT

I HAD FUN MAKING THIS. STFU. AND. HOLY SHIT. I GOTTA GO TO WORK IN 6 MINUTES. *EMOS* FUCK YOU WORK.

terashii — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:51:07 GMT

OKAY. I GOT SOME GAY IN THE COMMERCIAL. STFU. I WANT IT TO BE DIFFERENT. UNLIKE THE TYPICAL STRAIGHT COMMERCIALS.

terashii — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:43:52 GMT

NOOOOOO. We changed our idea. Now the main character is going to be straight. *EMOS* NO I WAS LOOKING FWARD TO IT.

terashii — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:17:12 GMT

Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities) FUCK CELEBIRTIES AND RL. INTERNET FRIENDS ARE BETTER. STFU I KNOW IT'S SAD.:
1.vocalnokyodesu
2.lailu
3.underthesin
4.noiseheadphone
5.bukkakeinureye
6.teh_chaney

Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
1. She likes Dir en grey like me, SHE USED TO BE THE KYO TO MY TOSHIYA EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER REALLY RPED KYOTO TOGETHER BUT WE USED BE ALL "OMFG OMFG" ABOUT IT. SHE BAKES BROWNIES WITH HATRED AND LOOOVE. She hates Gazette. HER TANGO ES MUY PERFECTO. AND. SHE'S JUST FUCKING FUNNY. OH AND HER FICS ARE FUCKING UNF UNF. I had to add another one. STFU. 8D

2. SHE IS MANLIER THAN EVERYONE EXCEPT KYO AND I. UNF UNF. SHE ENJOYED OUR DATES TOGETHER WHEN WE SKIPPED THROUGH THE MEADOW OF BEAUTIFUL YELLOW FLOWERS. SHE MAKES HILARIOUS MACROS. She loves PLC like me. OMFG GOD WHY AREN'T YOU EVER ONLINE SO WE CAN MORN ABOUT PLC TOGETHER. She yells at her step brother or HTF IT IS. SHE MAKES KYO CRY. HOBABY.

3. WE FAG OVER DIR EN GREY TOGETHER. ONLY IT'S NOT FAGGING BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY. AND OMFG I SMELL MEAT. MMMM MEAT. ANYWAY. She makes me laugh when I talk to her. HER TOSHIYA IS AMAZING. AND I MEAN AMAZING. UNF UNF. HER FACE. I MEAN. HER PERSONALITY IS AMAZING. We made a good team when we invaded chats. HOBABY. HER COMMENTS ON THINGS ARE FUNNY. 8D

4. SHE IS A SEXAY MOOCOW. She makes me laugh. UNF UNF. MY DIE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HER TATTITIES. SHE DRAWS AMAZING GRAPHIC EXPLICIT STICK FIGURE SEX. HOBABY. SHE LOVES DIR EN GREY AND OTHER BANDS LIKE ME. HOSHIT. SHE CREATED rllysrsphotos.

5. She's still a baby. IN MY EYES STFU. LUKE I AM YOUR FADAAA. HER WAY OF NOTICING. YOU FUNNY TOO FOO. She's short. YOUR BITCHINESS. AND FUCK YOU I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING BECUASE WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN SO LONG.

6. Her niceness, EVEN THOUGH THAT KIND OF WENT AWAY. YOU FUNNY TOO FOO. HER BIG ASS BOOBS. SHE MET KIM JON IL. SHE KILLED KIM JONG IL. SHE HAD SEX WITH KIM JONG IL. ALSO. RUKI LIVES IN HER VA JAY JAY.

Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person): THIS IS SO FUCKING TIME CONSSUMING SO I'M JUST POSTING HOW MANY I CAN FIND. SO FUCK OFF.

1. Kinkful Kyo: GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU FUCKING BOARDER HOPPING BEANER.

2. WhiteHairedBish: IT'S NOT POLITE TO SLAP ANOTHER MAN'S WEASLE.

3. "I WAS DOZING ON THE GREEN." OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT STFU.

4. touchmypopclowns: KYO SMASH.

5. THAT CONDOM QUOTE STFU I CAN'T FIND IT.

6. "HEY LOOK GUYS THIS IS MY HOME (LINK TO PICTURE OF A CAR OMFG) MY MOBILE HOME. :D"

EDIT: I JUST REALIZED. IT SAID. ONE QUOTE. STFU. IN THAT CASE I'LL LOOK FOR ONE QUOATE. 8D

terashii — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:24:43 GMT

My mom alway s has to ruin everything. i just went to the kitchen toa sk her when I'm supposed to scan that shit for her because I was waiting for her, and hse told me to wait becaus eshe's correcting them. Then she told me to get the white out from my bro's desk and I said that we don't have any. But her being the stubborn dumbass that she is insisted that we did have some. She was still not quite mad yet. So I went to my room, put my headphones on so I could watch the video that I was supposed to watch for chemistry. Then I heard knocks and I took off my headphones and she was all "OPEN UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH" so I opened the door and she was all "GIVE THE WHITE OUT BLAH BLA BITCH BITCH." I told once again, THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING WHITE OUT. Then we kind of got closed and I kind of pushed her aside so I can go back to the room, and she started to push me and then pulled on my hair and I was trying to deffend myself to push her away from me and telling her to stop and she just pushed more and pulled my hair. And then finally she let go and I told her why she did that for and she was all "BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME MAD". Fuck just for fucking white out.

terashii — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:07:14 GMT

HomgShortShorts: I have images of handcuffing Toshiya.
HomgShortShorts: In my head
HomgShortShorts: I'm loving it.
HomgShortShorts: It must be done.
SupaaTaiga: PARA PA PA I'M LOVIN' IT
SupaaTaiga: FUCK YOU MCDONALDS
HomgShortShorts: He probably love rough sex, too.
SupaaTaiga: IF I EVER SAW YOU GUYS GOING AT IT
SupaaTaiga: I WILL SATND ON THE DOOR WAy
SupaaTaiga: AND BE ALL "PARA PA PA I'M LOVIN' IT"

STFU I AMUSED MYSELF.

terashii — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:41:56 GMT

RAITA MOTTERU?
KYOKON. FUCKING KYOKON.

ANATA WA FAKKU SURU DIE.

UNF UNF. I LOVE THIS GAY DICTIONARY. 8D

terashii — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:17:18 GMT

Dear underthesin,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your apartment and I saw you carve your inials into my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break
Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
Bubba.

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

STFU IT LOOKED LIKE FUN. 8D

terashii — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:54:53 GMT

HOLY SHIT. MUCC COVERING KORN. I WISH MUCC WOULD MAKE MORE MUSIC LIKE THAT. BUT NOOOOOO. THEY MAKE FGT MUSIC NOW. AND. OMFG. TATSUROU'S GROWLS, ARE FUCKING AWESOME. I NEVER HEARD HIM GROWL. HE SHOULD SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN. DUDE. I LOVE HIS FUCKING GROWLS. SERIOUSLY YO. I'M LOVING MUCC SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. 8DDD

terashii — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:56:27 GMT

WE WATCHED THIS DURING VIDEO TECH CLASS YESTERDAY. 8D

terashii — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:23:14 GMT

To Die:
How does your new PURSE make you feel?

Do you think carrying a purse around is normal?

Does Kaoru make you feel like a woman?

Have you ever had an object from the audience or on stage hit you in the face? If so, did it hurt?

To Toshiya:
Why?

Do you think you look like Mr. T?

Do you like bananas?

Do you have bananas at home?

Do you lick bananas in your spare time?

To Kaoru:
Do your pants sometimes feel like they're on fire?

Do you and Die share clothing? Do any of you share clothing?

What do you think of fanboys?

Would you give them your number?

Does Die make you feel like a man?

To Shinya:
DO YOU LIKE MUDKIPS?

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

To Kyo:
have you ever thought that, there was such a thing as glass cheeseburgers?

Do you know what kawk is?

Do you really think God is a motherfucker?

And to all of Dir en grey:
Who would you go gay for?

THAT IS ALL.

I'm actually sending that to them. 8D I LIKE HOW I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO ASK "OMFG VULGAR" QUESTIONS.

terashii — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:05:01 GMT

http://www.scuzz.com/News/ArticleDetail.aspx?id=2054&agnews=2&fnews=2&reviews=2

Send us your questions for Dir En Grey
18/09/2008 14:10

We're off to Japan next week to interview Dir En Grey so send us your questions for them at moshpit@scuzz.tv

SEND QUESTION NOW MOFOS. I'M GOING TO ASK ABOUT DIE'S NEW PURSE. YES PURSE. IS NOT EVEN A FUCKING MANPURSE. AND HOW HE'S A FGT. AND IF HE REMEMBERS THE BEANER THAT SEDUCED HIM WITH A TACO AND THEN HAD A SIESTA AND DANCE AROUND A SOMBRERRO NAKED. 8D

terashii — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:57:47 GMT

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. I LOVE CASTLE FUCKING VANIA EVEN THOUGH I NEVER PLAYED IT BUT I LOVE WATCHING IT. 8D

terashii — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:31:52 GMT

I HAVE TWO FUCKING B'S. TWO B'S. THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN B'S IN ANYTHING. I WANT A'S GODDAMNIT. Then again I have been absent a shit load and I didn't study for the last U.S History test I had. HAR HAR. STFU.

BUT STILL I HATE HAVING B'S IN MY GRADES. BECUASE I KNOW I CAN DO BETTER UNLIKE THOSE STUPID GHETTO KIDS THAT ARE ALL "OMFG I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRADES LOLOLOL ALL I WANT TO DO IS DO NIGGER SHIT AND POP CAPS IN ASSES." FUCKERS.

FUCK. My head hurts. I've been sick ever since Saturday. FUCK YOU COLD.

CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA

terashii — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:23:29 GMT

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BORED.

Comment and I'll

FUCK THAT SHIT I'M USING NUMBERS.

1) Tell you why I friended you.

2) Associate you with something -- a fandom, song, color, photo, etc.

3) Tell you something I like about you.

4) Tell you a memory I have of you.

5) Ask you something I've wanted to know about you

6) Tell you my favourite userpic from your list

7) In return, you need to post this on your own

terashii — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:19:53 GMT

http://mercilesscult.livejournal.com/111100.html

HAR HAR. REMEBER THAT hommu? OMFG GOOD TIMES. I MISS YOU MY UKE DINOSAUR HUSBAND.

BY THE WAY. hommu and I made those LJ's to make fun of mercilesscult. 8D AND I ACTUALLY THINK HE'S KINF OF COOL NOW. STFU.

terashii — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:36:10 GMT

HIS COSPLAY MADE ME LAUGH. 8D

terashii — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:59:45 GMT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I HATE FUCKING MICHELLE. YOU HEAR THAT YOU FUCKING LOSER MANAGER MCDONAL'S BITCH. GO FUCKING DROWN YOURSELF IN DONUTS AND CHOKE ON ONE YOU FUCKER.

SERIOUSLY DUDE. She is a fucking asshole. She used to be nice and OH NOW THAT SHE GOT PROMOTED 2nD ASSISTANT OMFG, she's a bitch. That always happens to nice people. UNFORTUNATLY. She's was being a fucking bitch. Earlier we had a big ass line coming because the people just came from some party or some shit. Before they even showed up, she told me to mop and then go to break. And then when we all saw the big ass line coming she told Luis and I to come and take order. I already new because I saw it before she did. SO. I went to go put the mop away and take orders. BUT THE FUCKING QUEEN OF FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS ALL "COME ON ALEJANDRO GO TAKE ORDERS!" and I was all "WAIT GODDAMNIT I HAVE TO PUT THE MOP AWAY." FUCKING BITCH.

And then my mom came to pick me up so she showed up about 10 minutes before 7 and she told Michelle to have me ready to go at 7. And she sort of got mad. Fuck her I get off at 7 if she's short on people that's not my fucking problem that's her problem. And when I went to go restock Richard told me that Michelle wanted me to sign something so I went to the office and she was aal "OKAY YOU CAN GO. GO! GO!!". THAT JUST PISSED THE SHIT OUT OF. FUCKING BITCH. I HOPE YOU SLIP ON FRENCH FRIES GREESE ON YOUR STOMACH AND HAVE AN ABORTION. IF YOU EVEN HAVE A BABY IN THERE. OH NO WAIT. YOU"RE JUST FAT. FUCKER.

I can't wait to quit around November. I didn't want to quit because I wanted to reach at least 1,000 bucks, but I can't handle it anymore. AND SPEAKING OF MONEY. I USED TO HVAE FUCKING 700 AND NOW I HAVE 400. THIS IS SUCH BS. I know my mom needs money and shit. BUT SERIOUSLY. I KEEP TRYING TO RAISE MY SAVINGS AND WHEN IT DOES IT KEEPS GOING DOWN.

COCSUCKER.

terashii — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:43:24 GMT

http://www.esnips.com/doc/514049bf-e81d-42c7-be54-d715bbf384f4/lolcebsored-name
BECAUSE I COULDN'T PUT IT IN EMBEDED FORMAT AT AUTOPLAY. FUCK YOU HTML. AND. LISTEN TO IT NOW MOFOS. AND YES, YES IT IS MY VOICE. 8D

terashii — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:24:03 GMT

HOLY SHIT AHN. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DOES MAKE YOUR BRAIN HURT. AHHHHHHHHHHH.

terashii — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:39:34 GMT

I FUCKING LAUGHED. That at least made feel a little better. 8D

terashii — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:29:25 GMT

I feel the need to drop out from school. I don't know, I mean what happened yeesterday, I just dont really care about anything anymore. I don't know.

I'm tired of being frustrated, angry, stressed, all the fucking time.

terashii — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:43:53 GMT

Hi,
I just came back from concert. I have some news.　Hm... I don`t know how to say it... but Toshiya changed his hairstyle. Which means he shaved half of his head xd He looks strange with long hair on one side and no hair at all on the second side.

OH HELL NO. HELL FUCKING NO. TOSHIYA YOU MOTHERFUCKER GROW HAIR NOW. I bet he still looks like a whore though. FUCK YOU. OH GOD. TOSHIYA YOU FUCKER. IT ONLY LOOKED GOOD ON DIE.