All the Singularity Logs. All of them.

Hiccup falls out of the sky and makes his first postHiccup bugs a dragon named Conrit Ceto

Hiccup bugs fem!Tucker after she gets turned into an Elite

Hiccup bugs Abraxas and learns there's things called Viruses and Programs.

Hiccup makes his second post; he and Toothless are gonna go dig in junk for a few hours
Hiccup woos Fluttershy with the fact that Gobber only has one hand

Hiccup finds out from Parker that some dude named Garrus is gonna start shooting people.

Hiccup asks Protoman how sacrifice is related to people turning into cats.


Hiccup talks to Flynn and...well. Doesn't know jack shit about math.

Hiccup stalks Rinzler or...wait, is it the other way around? 

Hiccup and Astrid bond while he dismantles a toaster.

Hiccup talks to Bro about slides, Hiccup finds some duders who say they know him from a boat cruise or something.
Hiccup meets Alejandro at a bar. Hiccup apparently goes to bars.

Hiccup geeks with Dr. Mordin Solus over the social lives of ants.

Hiccup thinks the Rat Man is drunk, but then realizes he's just crazy.

Hiccup shows Jim how to access the map and they talk about coding and shit.

Hiccup meets up with Sokka to learn about his life on the good ship Elegante.

Hiccup and Toothless get back from their daily flight and SUDDENLY BABY DRAGONS AND BEARDS


Adult!Hiccup tries to help an adorable Baby!Thane.

Adult!Hiccup tries to help a Baby!Jack Noir who's walked right the fuck into a bear-trap.


Adult!Hiccup tries to convince Baby!Eleanor that taking apart the teleporter is a bad idea.

Adult!Hiccup makes a post; he documents the wild baby!Toothless in his natural habitat.