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Jealousy Is Your Unlived Autobiography
A theory on why envy is not toxic but diagnostic.
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The Washing Machine Has Seen More of Me Than Most Men
On the difference between being held and being possessed.
Jan 13
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Tiny Knives Growing Out of Me
The razor is my enemy, the stubble is my enemy, and somehow I pay for both.
Jan 9
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Chill Girls Die Crying in the Shower
On the myth of the effortless woman and the men who demand her.
Jan 6
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I Used to Call Cracked Glass a Home
On trauma nostalgia, emotional masochism, and the terrifying boredom of peace.
Jan 2
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You can’t claim to be “a visual creature” when your reflection keeps filing restraining orders.
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The Fox Is Not the Guard Dog
If two women a week die at the hands of partners, who exactly are men protecting us from?
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I Choose Ursula
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A brief history of collective delusion and personal debt.
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A hymn for the unloved hour.
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