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62356143 No.62356143 [Reply] [Original]

By
Woos Jaak
You ever bought an alt so much
You thought your little wallet was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so
You ever tried with all your heart and soul
To get your money back to you?
I wanna hope so
You ever pray with all your heart and soul
Just to break even and walk away? Yeah


Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing

Feel like buying
Feel like buying
You ever toss and turn, you're lying awake
And thinking about the one you sold?
I don't think so
You ever close your eyes you're making believe
You're holding the one you're dreaming of?
Well, if you say so
It hurts so bad when you finally know
Just how low, low, low, low, low it'll go


Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Feel like buying
I feel like crying


Ooh
Feel like crying
Feel like buying
Ooh
Feel like buying
Feel like crying, ooh


Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing
Bobo Did a Bad Bad Thing

Feel like buying


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62356101 No.62356101 [Reply] [Original]


>> No.62356181

as a poorfag I might buy 1 (one) share of space sex for the meme

>> No.62356185

>>62356153

LUXURY RESORT WHEN?

>> No.62356186

>>62356174
I think implied volatility will be over 100% on all calls regardless of expiration

>> No.62356188

>>62356161
If you don't want an IPO ban they aren't locked otherwise 30 days says my broker.

>> No.62356189
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62356189

>>62356147
ELON PLS


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62356048 No.62356048 [Reply] [Original]

The person who owns this isn't "on vacation." He does whatever he wants whenever he wants. He's upper class. And has 3 passports and owns properties and businesses (wealth) around the world. He isn't waiting on a paycheck to drive down to Costco.
Hint: it's a Rothschild property.
Making even a million bucks a year writing code for Elon or Bezos or Brin does NOT put you in the upper class. At all.
I am European and only we have class. We invented class.

>> No.62356062

>>62356048
Before AI, you could write code for ten years and then buy this.

>> No.62356086

Got so mad in the other thread you thought you would start a new thread about it LMAO


>> No.62355947

I'm going to buy more Adobe. Fuck this market.

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62355894 No.62355894 [Reply] [Original]

what happens to the markets and spcx, tsla if this drug addict OD's and dies?

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>> No.62355972

>>62355894
His living heirs will inherit the stocks and sell everything to waste the money on surgeries, mansions, yachts, buy celebrity, etc. The stocks would then recover to new ath's. They'd find a salesman that can perform better as ceo.

>> No.62355981

He's just their lead marketer. Between all his x posts, podcasts and fucking countless women, I don't believe he's got time to actually get shit done. He's more than likely a glowie asset. That being said, it would tank the stock until they replaced him with another controversial sperg.

>> No.62356000

60 is about the age you drop dead if you've chronically gotten very low sleep your whole life. Just ask mangaka, all of whom die in their 60s even though Japanese men live to their 80s on average. He's ngmi unironically.

>> No.62356013

>>62356000
checked, not to mention the drug use..
wouldn't be like steve jobs handing off company and dying with some dignity
if musk dropped dead before his "time" or before digital immortality how would his cult cope?

>> No.62356124

>>62355952
That's a child's fantasy. The level of tech that creates a body for a consciousness means competition is way beyond the human mind. Nothing of Elon Musk remains at that point, no matter how he tries. It's funny that we let these people gamble with the whole planet.


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62355707 No.62355707 [Reply] [Original]

When you feed AI the raw SpaceX IPO stats without telling it what it is.

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>> No.62355801

>>62355764
5000GORILLION!

>> No.62355841

>>62355707
Why did you need a chatbot to answer your infantile question? Are you 12?

>> No.62355976

Doge and Shib combined were worth almost $150 Billion dollars in 2021 and they are memecoins

Whats the one of the most advanced companies in the world being worth 10X that amount such a shock for you?

>> No.62355987

>>62355976
ironic you'd pick those coins considering who was responsible for shilling and scampumping them

>> No.62355994

>>62355841
Nah, people who take genuine advice from LLMs don't understand what they are and how they work. But sadly this place is filled with retards, and presenting a point like this leads to it being taking serious.


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62355668 No.62355668 [Reply] [Original]

What's up fags. forex anon here with a play on live cattle (market opens at 9:30)

YW

>> No.62355792

goyim only cost $242?

>> No.62355803

THISNIGGA TRADING COWS FOR IN PERSON DELIVERY

>> No.62355901

>market opens
doesnt forex open 24/7 through 5 centers aroudn the globe or something liek that

>> No.62355907

>>62355668
what's the play

>> No.62356023

>>62355901
cattle isnt forex dingus. it is futures


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62355621 No.62355621 [Reply] [Original]

the market can stay irrational longer than i can stay liquid

>> No.62355637

>>62355621
yeah it's pretty grim

>> No.62355641

It's just got rational this week.

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>>62355621


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62355568 No.62355568 [Reply] [Original]

Even if you hate him it would be stupid to not 2x your investment before institutional money dumps it easy flip of my life

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>> No.62355609

>>62355568
KIKE SCAM

>> No.62355684

>>62355609
that's literally all of finance retard

>> No.62355742

>>62355684
GIGA KIKE SCAM

>> No.62355770

>>62355742
Elon is a white brother and a saint you cunt.

>> No.62356122

>>62355568
>IPO price 1.7 trillion
>90x earnings
>DOUBLE YOUR MONEY

You will make money on the first pump but you will not double your money and will be disappointed if you hold out for a 2 bagger to sell.


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62355511 No.62355511 [Reply] [Original]

Time for this thread again.
Post'em you cunts.

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>> No.62355564

>>62355516
What he said! all in on SPCE

>> No.62355598

>>62355511
What's your economic zone's minimum wealth to become an accredited investor, i.e. getting access to the investments that actually work? In Yurop it's 500k.

>> No.62355633

>>62355598
500k and 200k in trades each year

>> No.62355934

I'd bet all $500k on the spurs winning game 5. The line is currently set to -198. This means you would have $252,525.25 in profit by tomorrow night.

>> No.62355971

>>62355934
I said 'how to invest' not 'how to gamble'.
I know you fucktards on biz think is the same.


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62355472 No.62355472 [Reply] [Original]

If the population is decreasing, why are home prices going up? Shouldn't there be more supply from people dying off, and less demand since fewer people are buying those homes?

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>> No.62355481

>>62355477
you really think those thirdies can afford a house lol

>> No.62355487

>>62355472
>why are home prices going up?
excess credit availability combined with monetary policy that encourages inflation (i.e., devaluation of fiat which drives up the prices of hard assets.)

>> No.62355490

>>62355472
>>62355477
Both of you are literal retards
World population isn’t decreasing and neither is white population
White peoples population isn’t increasing as fast as others but the whole worlds population isn’t going down fucking idiots
You guys see population growth decline fear mongering by billionaires who need more workers like Musk who manufacture things and think it means population is going down. It’s not. It’s just slowing down
Holy fuck the stupidity here often shocks me

>> No.62355532

>>62355490
Yes it is you fucking dolt.
The British population peaked back in the 70s. White births in america were at 4 million in the 50s. They're less than half of that now and have been way under that figure for decades. The white American>>62355487
population pyramid is upside down. The median age of a German (not a turk or pole living in germany) is over 50. Race mixing is legal (it used to be illegal) and heavily promoted by ZOG onto young white people today.
How are white populations not declining in your mind? They are shrinking quickly now just like the Japanese and Koreans. Americas population pyramid looks stable purely because of Mexican and Indian immigration and a lot of race mixed births. This is a demographic crisis.

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62355538

>>62355490
I'm talking about developed countries anon, where population is declining. Idgaf about what's happening in poojeetistan.


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62355434 No.62355434 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw 102 IQ
>and it was an online test so its probably lower

my nigger life is so aids if i was 120 IQ i would be working at meta or some FAANG making bank.. or doing EE making less but decent money and building cool shit

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>> No.62355698

>>62355594
yes, working to redeem, no philanthropy scams

>> No.62355732

>>62355503
sergey brin and larry page disagree with you here, the product is sometimes superior to everything else, i mean google when it started had zero competitors since the product literally didn't exist

>> No.62355806

>>62355434
>muh IQ
imagine getting mind raped by a made up number. You were never gonna make it.

>> No.62355851

>>62355448
You want to sit in the middle zone of being smart but not too smart to doubt yourself. 120 midwit seems perfect.

>> No.62355856

>>62355503
sounds made up


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62355432 No.62355432 [Reply] [Original]

given that everyone on the internet is saying spacex is a bubble and only the dumbest least educated retail investors would buy it isn't it a good opportunity to buy the stock now?

>> No.62355435

I'd say it's a 50/50 gamble honestly


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62355431 No.62355431 [Reply] [Original]

Starter homes have disappeared.

Now, get ready to say good bye to starter rentals too :)

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>> No.62355700

>>62355687
Ikr. Hate simps.
And I am not lying.
See>>62355567
>>62355590
>>62355581

>> No.62355867
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62355867

>>62355431
I voted for this

>> No.62355895

>>62355867
>inflation is good - Trump
>I don’t think about American’s financial situation - Trump
kek

>> No.62355923

My zestimate is down 30% in the last 2y

>> No.62355930
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62355930

>>62355923
This is the chart


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62355383 No.62355383 [Reply] [Original]

XRP

>> No.62355463

>>62355383
>Boooooming at 5 in the morning
Fxcking bullish....

>> No.62356133

>>62355383
LINK IS SERIOUSLY BOOMING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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62356179

Justified


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62355356 No.62355356 [Reply] [Original]

Is now a good time to start shorting Oil companies?

>> No.62355446

>>62355356
I honestly believe Trump attacking Iran and Venezuela gave more to do with big oil knowing their time is almost up
Peak oil was a meme and there’s tons of technology advancements eating into their market share


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62356095

>>62356069
That is not true anymore, it's boomer thinking. They cannot build as many data centers as they want to nor at the scale they want to because of constraints that exist currently regarding land, power, water, feral karens on city councils, etc. You may as well say Starlink doesn't exist because terrestrial internet already exists.

>> No.62356107

>>62355925
Datacenters on the block chain!

>> No.62356110

>>62356095
It would literally be cheaper to build floating datacenters in the middle of the ocean than in orbit.

>> No.62356125

>>62356060
Redditors outside of investing subs think owning stocks makes you a viable candidate for rape and murder.

>> No.62356141

>>62356095
Starlink sucks, though.


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62355222 No.62355222 [Reply] [Original]

He's now worth $1 trillion, approximately the GDP of Poland. Do you agree that he needs to start punishing his detractors directly? Someone this rich should not be insulted any more than the kings of the past.

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>> No.62355610

>>62355390
Special government employees can only serve 13 days you fucking retard

>> No.62355623

>>62355610
*130

>> No.62355628

>>62355372
wait i thought money was free speech. so by legal metric, elon has MORE free speech than you do.

>> No.62355666

>>62355381
Elon worship is r*ddit bevavior

>> No.62355678

>>62355222
THIS IS NOT RIGHT
HE COULD GIVE EVERYONE ON EARTH $1 MILLION AND END WORLD POVERTY ONE MAN DOES NOT NEED THAT MUCH MONEY!