I'm Kalim Al-Asim 

YA WELCOME~!! MARHABA~!! HELLO~!! ASSALAMU ALAIKUM~!!

"Here, some unpoisoned food made by Jamil~"

"All my gimmicks are being reviewed by Jamil before I get to see them. He says it's for security reasons."

"This is the end of your journey within my Straw.Page. Come visit me again~!!"

Woah, HELLO! JAMILLLL, WAKE UPPP, WE HAVE A GUEST~!!