-1 star for not enough Giannis.

Occasionally funny but overall extremely boring two hours. A satirical horror comedy about the G7 getting stranded during a zombie apocalypse should be a blast! This wasn’t. Very disappointing.

Actually a really interesting premise that asks a lot of big moral questions but ultimately does nothing with them. Just turns into a fairly standard Hollywood sci fi blockbuster.

Walked out after an hour. Actually caused me physical pain sitting in that theater. I didn’t laugh a single time. The old Scary Movies while bad, at least had some charm and got some chuckles out of me. I get you’re not seeing Scary Movie for the plot, but my god dude, this was just nonsensical. My only expectation was for me to have some fun but it couldn’t even reach that bar.

Deadass I think that might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen in theaters. Unbelievably dumb, horribly written, terribly acted. It wasn’t even bad in a way where it was campy. Its worst sin was the fact that it wasn’t even remotely scary. Painfully boring, horribly cliche, massively disappointing. It didn’t have a single fun or interesting kill! You can’t be called “psycho killer” and have lame ass kills!

One of the more extreme examples I’ve seen of the trailer being miles better than the movie.

For sure one of the better horror movies of the last decade. Finally one of these that really lives up to the hype. First time in a long while I felt genuine dread sitting in the movie theater, I’m talking palms sweating levels of dread. Such a simple premise that just works perfectly, mostly due to how fantastic the performances were. 

I won’t spoil anything, but there are a few moments where Inde Navarrette does something physicality wise that gave me legit shivers. Unbelievably impressed by Curry Barker.