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I wrote an award-losing rape comedy
I wrote a play that will never see the light of stage, but I still want to talk about it so that’s what this is.
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What it's like to be a panto writer
Apologies, for there is nothing but sheer nauseating earnestness contained within
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ChatGPT humour: a dissection
I love comedy; I have written comedy professionally; it is important to me that the comedy I consume is human-generated, so I try to keep on top of AI’s…
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the 'downsides to pretty privilege' aren't real
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Catching a Story Thief
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My Anne Hathaway Disinformation Campaign
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I was preparing for a night out in the traditional fashion (lying on my bed fully dressed listening to the Broadway cast recording of the musical Come…
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My Anne Hathaway Disinformation Campaign
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