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Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Cross-Recs And Other Polite Bribes
Attendance: Me, a list of people I admire, one shy DM.
Jan 13
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
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Good Jealousy
Notes from the Abyss 7
Jan 6
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
9
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The Five vs Ten Dollar Trap
The Incident Report: Rant No. 007
Dec 30, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
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Niches
I promise you’ll find your niche. But not really. Your niche is whatever you wrote last night while panicking and calling it strategy.
Dec 8, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Cross-Recs And Other Polite Bribes
Attendance: Me, a list of people I admire, one shy DM.
Jan 13
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
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A Plea For Growth, Written Under Duress
Attendance: Me, a thirsty pot plant, one gecko on morale duty.
Nov 29, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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The Preview Text That Betrayed Me
Attendance: Me, the first 140 characters, one kettle on low simmer.
Nov 15, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Analytics And The Helpful Spider
Attendance: Me, a vertical spike, one eight-legged intern.
Nov 8, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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The Comment Section Municipal Council
Attendance: Me, the regulars, one bot selling crypto vitamins.
Nov 1, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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The Paywall And Its Glass Door
Attendance: Me, a biscuit that qualifies as currency, one polite lock icon.
Oct 25, 2025
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Barney Farnham
7
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Consistency, My Favourite Fiction
Attendance: Me, a heroic biscuit, a kettle on its last warning, one gecko who keeps minutes with its eyes.
Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
5
Productivity Influencers And Other Daylight Goblins
Attendance: Me, a mug with lipstick I do not remember applying, two biscuits I pretended were breakfast.
Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Notes from the Abyss
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Good Jealousy
Notes from the Abyss 7
Jan 6
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
9
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The Day the Algorithm Blinked First.
Notes from the Abyss 6
Nov 27, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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The Day I Raised Prices.
Notes from the Abyss 5
Nov 13, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Imposter Syndrome on a Tuesday.
Notes from the Abyss 4
Nov 6, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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After the First Hate Comment
Notes from the Abyss 3
Oct 30, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Writer’s Block
Notes from the Abyss 2
Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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When you send your writing out into the void
Notes from the Abyss 1
Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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The Incident Report
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The Five vs Ten Dollar Trap
The Incident Report: Rant No. 007
Dec 30, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
9
The Post That Forgot The Next
The Incident Report: Rant No. 006
Nov 20, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
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The Newsletter Name That Hates Search
The Incident Report: Rant No. 005
Nov 12, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Rowan Thornwell
3
Gagged at Hello
The Incident Report: Rant No. 004
Nov 5, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Welcome, Then Waterboarded
The Incident Report: Rant No. 003
Oct 29, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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Hands, Everywhere. Fingers, Too Many.
The Incident Report: Rant No. 002
Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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You, Yes You, With Fewer Than 100 Subscribers
The Incident Report: Rant No. 001
Oct 21, 2025
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Barney Farnham
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