Le Purple Queendom

#4 - They snatchin' up yo kids!

2012-06-18T00:48:14Z

That awkward moment when you don't update your LJ for 213102 days. ^.^ Whoooooops~! Okay, back to awkward moments in fandom.

That awkward moment when Setsuna takes Hotaru away from her biological father.

"I've come to take your baby and you'll never see her again. LOL!!!"

"I'm okay with this." *wins award for father of the year*

XD It's awesome that after the lastest senshi war was over, Hotaru continued to live with Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna. ;; Yes, they make a lovely family, but damn. Prof. Tomoe just gave up on getting his child back. Also, no one even spoke of her father or questioned his whereabouts. u-u Not like the outer senshi would just give her up. /o/ The outer senshi do whatever they want!!! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

I love the outer senshi family and more importantly, I love the awkward way they became a family. <3

>_> Images found hurrr

#3 - Creepy man in my pokeymans?

2012-05-31T02:11:34Z

So you want to be a Pokemon master? >_> Not if it means I have to listen to this creepy voice:

I'm not gonna lie, I love this cd! I ~~scream~~ sing along to all the songs even though the lyrics are loltastic. But dudes, what is with this creepy guy in this song? Why would you begin a song with someone laughing at you? Why is he forcing a bunch of kids to sing? So many unanswered questions!!

Let's skip to 2:24, aka the most awkward dialogue in a song. ;; Oh dear pie!!! What are you doing, sir? Is the echo really necessary? Do you really need to speak in that tone of voice? It's just not appropriate! This guy doesn't need to be stalking kids and their rivals.

And remember, gotta catch 'em all. Show me what you've got! Dude, I'm not going to show you what I've got! Get out of this children's song!!! *throws a brick at the song*

The song would've been less awkward if it didn't have that random creepy dialogue break. uu This is why we don't talk in the middle of a song. Let that be a lesson to everyone.

XDD Friggin Kel!!!

#2 - Daddy Issues

2012-05-17T01:22:22Z

Dear sweet, pink-haired Chibiusa-chan,

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing??

Aside from taking that last piccu out of context, Chibiusa is too obsessed with her future daddy for my taste. Think about it. If you had a chance to travel into the past and meet your parents as teenagers, would you run up to your future mom and scream, "I GET TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND!! WE'RE TOTES GONNA GET TO SECOND BASE! IN YOUR FACE!"

Dude, that's your father. Stop it. I can understand wanting to hang out with him, but trying to keep him away from your future mom? That's just weird. Chibiusa, stop having fantasies about your dad. Stop blushing at the sight of him! Stop making grabby hands at him! Stop asking him out on dates! Stop it!! *runs away*

#1 - Pipit's Mom Has Got It Going On!

2012-05-16T01:52:19Z

Okay, so one of the items you receive in Skyward Sword is the legendary Gust Bellows (aka the legendary dust buster)!! It's pretty amazing! Yes, this ancient relic can dust away all of your problems. Order today and you'll receive not one, but TWO free Gust Bellows! |D You just have to pay 90000 rupees in shipping and handling fees~!

Anymoo, Pipit's mother keeps her house nice and extremely filthy. There's dust all over the floor, the walls, the windows, and the friggin bed!! Since Pipit's mom is too damn lazy to clean her own house, she asks Link to do the peasant work for her. So, Link's minding his own business and dusting the room when suddenly he accidentally uses le dust buster on Pipit's mom.

What's the normal reaction to someone blowing dust in your face? It's probably something like, "If you don't knock that off, I swear I'm gonna cut you!!" You know how Pipit's mom reacted? Her face was all flustered and she moaned in delight.

Ummmm Mrs. Pipit's mom, why? Why would you make those disturbing noises? Don't moan like that in front of Link. He doesn't need to hear that mess and neither do I! Like why would dust being thrown in your face turn you on?? Dx And then she pays you and tells you not to tell Pipit that you ~~made her moan~~ cleaned the house. I don't want your dirty money!! ;; I can never unhear that moan!! *sobs*

"Am I annoying you?" ~Omochao from Sonic Adventure 2

o/ Challenge accepted

2012-05-11T02:28:26Z

*walks onto the scene like a boss*

I finally found Eggman's treasure. x-x Wait, I don't like how that sounds. *ahem* I finally chose a topic for that 100 things challenge. It's....*drum roll* 100 awkward moments in fandom. Yay for an excuse to use that shiny Rouge gif! \o/

You should totes take the challenge too~

{Take the 100 Things challenge!}

o/ Nighty night!!!

"How exciting!" ~Pops from Regular Show |D