r. minjun/taecyeon. 3,328w.taecyeon wrote an informational guide, in which he revealed there was more than what met the eye (much to his own delight).The guide to never date Minjun and why.
Written by Ok Taecyeon
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green sucks.Your boyfriend will never wear matching clothing with you. Don’t even think about couple clothing. And don’t even try to wear matching colors, especially green. He’s going to tell you green looks absolutely atrocious because “it’s not swaggy enough.” You’re going to feel hurt and depressed and then you’ll feel like, goddamn, why do I love him? And you’re right. Why do you love him? Things like these happen all the time, because arguments and disagreements are inevitable. But the one thing you can avoid, is the aftermath. Just because he tells you that green is the worst possible color to wear in the world, and that he prefers yellow, or blue, or red, just any color other than green, doesn’t mean you should stay with him. But most of us are all stupid anyhow, and since you love him, you just have to deal with it. All you have to do is suck it up, go to your closet and burn all your clothing. Maybe you feel like he’s being biased. Maybe you think the color he dislikes is only because you wear it. And you’re absolutely right. That’s the exact reason why he hates it. If his certain close “brother” like Nichkhun or Wooyoung wore green, then he’d approve of such a wonderful swaggy and dope color because it works well on them. Not on you. So you can’t ever wear green. So just remember to go to your closet and burn all your clothing, especially the green ones. Then maybe, he’ll acknowledge your existence.
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