When I was very young, Viking and I rode in a brand new car that he borrowed from his mother.
We talked for a while and something about alcohol came up in the discussion.

So I asked?
-What is an alcoholic?

And he answered:
- Do you see the four cars? An alcoholic would see eight cars.

So I called the cars and answered Viking.
-But there are only two cars over there.

He turned and looked at me and said,
-Now you know what an alcoholic looks like.

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