YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE TRANS!

Quick question Robert, Since your transition into another gender what are your pronouns again?

The reason behind this call is to notify you that we have registered a criminal case against your name concerning a tax evasion and tax fraud in the federal court house. So if you want any further information about this case, please make sure you give us a call back as quick as possible to our direct hotline number to the Canada Revenue Agency Headquarters. That is 911-111-1119, I will please repeat the number, it is 911-111-1119. If we don’t receive a call from your side, please be prepared to face the legal consequences, as the issue of tax is extremely serious and time-sensitive. So have a blessed time.

Hey Robert. Hope you are doing well. It was nice seeing you at work. Had no clue you work at McDonalds. Keep up the good work! Hope you get your Promotion from water dispenser boy to fry cook soon!

Pansy

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