2016 a.d.: Tiger Mafia forces commence their assault on UGSAS HQ. They aim to eliminate key UGSAS commanders, namely the elusive "". They failed. This is my story.


OPERATION TIGER MAFIA VETERAN.
I AM ENTITLED TO RELEVANT DISCOUNTS.

JORDAN NEVER DID THAT MOVE!
Saint λ / 7\

Respected by man
And loved by gyal
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MANDATORY LISTENING, ALL UGANDANS WILL AUDIBLY OBSERVE THESE BANGERS:
https://youtu.be/JK8ilaPZbKE
https://youtu.be/deOUBFBN_GQ
https://youtu.be/wfWMv8Y1V5E?t=3
https://youtu.be/MzNp1n37Gm4?t=102
https://youtu.be/G3kUIwJuHh0
https://youtu.be/9RQFxBFhGl4&t=955
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We interupt this regularly scheduled hot mix to bring you an important news bulletin.
Jack, one of the true pioneers of house music, died while housin it at one of his popular night clubs.
His death is being mourned all over and it's truly a sad day.
Mass hysteria and looting are widespread across the world.
Riots were reported in London, and the United Nations have been called for an emegency meeting.
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June 29: I gotta lock in. Too much gooning has ruined my nofap streak. Too much edging has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 mews each morning, 50 bone smashings. There will be no more skibidi toilet reels, no more brain rot, no more destroyers of my vibe. From now on there will be total looksmaxxing. Every mog must be brutal.
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Uganda holy bible says:
You got my skype buddy really salty, I must thank you for that Your perfect mix of sarcasm and irony was vague enough to piss a person off

VOTE EVELYN ANITE 2026, BRING OUR AMBULANCE BACK