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27 Sep, 2025 @ 5:17am 
Fat wanker lmao :3
15 Aug, 2025 @ 12:50am 
[h1]Do not put your penis in a blender[/h1]

The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or sexy, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.

One . You lose your penis :squirtmeh:

Two . You will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one. :trazz:

Three . The amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital. :sad_seagull:

Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender.
13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:11pm 
I played over 400 doto games with this man and i became homosexual. After getting to know him better i went back to being straight, what a journey.
1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:11pm 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm 
donated to the twitch 10/10 would do again
17 Feb, 2021 @ 9:16am 
☪ I DON'T KILL AS TERRORIST BECAUSE ALLAH SAID IT'S A SIN ☪
17 Feb, 2021 @ 9:15am 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
7 Jan, 2021 @ 10:59am 
☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!
7 Jan, 2021 @ 10:55am 
☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!
27 Nov, 2020 @ 9:31am 
This guy is someone you should be friends with - 10/10 amazing person
7 Feb, 2020 @ 8:30am 
I'm pretty sure most people are commenting on my integrity as a trader, but sure, you can call me names because you're salty about a game that you decided to throw.
7 Feb, 2020 @ 8:18am 
-rep noob , behinderte
18 Jul, 2019 @ 5:57am 
+rep loves our cats and cooks me food {year 2k22} :smilepoop:
29 Jun, 2019 @ 6:06am 
Лови +rep от ТОП-1 мира по Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
27 Dec, 2018 @ 10:59am 
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:praisesun:PRAISE THE SUN:praisesun:
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17 Aug, 2018 @ 2:23am 
I could delete this, but, I like my food a little salty
17 Aug, 2018 @ 1:44am 
gay phantom user
4 May, 2018 @ 11:25am 
john help!
15 Nov, 2017 @ 12:07pm 
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4 Oct, 2017 @ 9:32am 
Cool game, is it not?
28 Sep, 2017 @ 12:58am 
mordhau
11 Jan, 2017 @ 2:04am 
Good morning!
Oh, I see. I hope I didn't bother you. Thank you for clarifying!
10 Jan, 2017 @ 8:21pm 
Greetings. The person you are looking for is http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198143326271 , I am but a friend of his.
10 Jan, 2017 @ 3:08pm 
A friend request sent by a fellow Kindred who enjoyed watching your Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines videos. Thanks in advance!:thecount:
Joseph
28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:37am 
My apologizes, I only have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
27 Dec, 2016 @ 9:18am 
Food
28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:42am 
Hail fellow, well met. What brings to my humble home?
28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:31am 
Well met stranger!
18 Mar, 2016 @ 9:43pm 
Viewer discretion advised KappaPride
18 Mar, 2016 @ 4:41pm 
+rep he is a widdle sexy baby :steamhappy:
26 Nov, 2012 @ 4:55am 
rep+ i sold him a game for money and he paid me.U can trust him
3 Nov, 2012 @ 12:12pm 
+Rep! Quick & easy ;)
29 Oct, 2012 @ 1:32pm 
rep+ kind and fast trader
29 Oct, 2012 @ 1:32pm 
Great guy! +ep
29 Oct, 2012 @ 9:04am 
+rep
29 Oct, 2012 @ 8:20am 
+rep
28 Oct, 2012 @ 1:27pm 
+rep fast trade! No problem!
28 Oct, 2012 @ 1:22pm 
+rep good trader
21 Oct, 2012 @ 12:50pm 
epitelous enas kalos trader ;)
17 Oct, 2012 @ 3:27am 
+ rep freindly trader
30 Sep, 2012 @ 11:17am 
+rep...good friendly trader!
25 Sep, 2012 @ 2:11pm 
Hello, i am wishing to buy your genuine double cross comm willing to pay in keys, Mr. Foster told me about you, told me you were a good trader.
18 Sep, 2012 @ 8:17am 
+rep really kind trader ;)