"I promise you, there's something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone, and sad, ain't nobody in this room alone."
"Do you remember what animal has the shortest memory? Let's be sad now, let's be sad together, and then we can be a gosh darn goldfish. Onward. Forward."

"He’s fine. Nothing wrong with that, most people are fine. It’s not about him it’s about why the f#ck you think he deserves you. You deserve someone that makes you feel like you’ve been struck by f#cking lightning. Don’t you dare settle for fine."