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3 May @ 7:25am 
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
1 May @ 6:11pm 
deens
30 Apr @ 11:31pm 
Me to the Egg God after dad found the black guy pp folder :
I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My king *shoots self in head with a modified double barreled Desert eagle*
28 Apr @ 4:59am 
always grateful for this ♥♥♥♥ a
25 Apr @ 6:26pm 
this dude >
29 Mar @ 8:02pm 
im gonna relax im gonna relax the world's ok im payin my tax
22 Mar @ 5:43pm 
I
20 Mar @ 11:30am 
N
15 Mar @ 9:50am 
I KNOW THESE JANNIES DON'T LIKE ME, I KNOW THESE JANNIES DON'T LIKE ME!!
10 Mar @ 8:06pm 
MEIN FUHRER DONALD TRUMP
24 Feb @ 8:09pm 
DONAL TRUMP IS A JEW NOW, UNITED JEW STATES. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
world war 3 is here, 2026 is the end of the world, we're getting war with russia and putins gonna win, nuke daddy putin is my hero, yaaaay
15 Jan @ 10:55pm 
we can tell vro...
31 Dec, 2025 @ 12:05pm 
onmdai is a bot. gg
31 Dec, 2025 @ 8:10am 
Have a wonderful new year.
t. 5'5 balding indian janitor.
25 Dec, 2025 @ 1:25pm 
MERRY CHRISTMAS HOPE THE ✡️✡️✡️ DON'T KEEP GETTING YOU DOWN
25 Dec, 2025 @ 9:29am 
merry christmas
23 Dec, 2025 @ 9:03pm 
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀! 🎮🎄🚀
18 Dec, 2025 @ 1:34pm 
do a xmax live steam bromiester, i'm depressed, alone, suicidal, homicidal, i hear voices in my head, they talk to me
17 Dec, 2025 @ 10:54pm 
another suicidal xmas alone, i hope the xmas heroin i inject kills me
1 Dec, 2025 @ 8:04pm 
i want to swing, if i had a shotgun i will blow my head off.
24 Nov, 2025 @ 6:18pm 
do a live steam eggmistere, we miss you, i want to play touch butt again eggy please, youre the best ive ever had
19 Nov, 2025 @ 11:40am 
I miss the streams! Hope you are doing well Eggmeister, you're the best.
17 Nov, 2025 @ 4:03am 
i wont make it bro, will swing soon
14 Nov, 2025 @ 11:51pm 
we are all freaks here friend, WAGMI
14 Nov, 2025 @ 9:07pm 
i hope i die in my sleep 2nite, i hate my life, i'm a freak
14 Nov, 2025 @ 1:19pm 
Uh, pull up, doot-doot, doo-doo-doo 6-7
13 Nov, 2025 @ 2:38pm 
wagwan my g
7 Nov, 2025 @ 5:32pm 
what would you guys do with your life if u had lots of money, serious answers only
7 Nov, 2025 @ 5:31pm 
is cs2 where all the homosexual incels hang out? we're not gaye around here sir
4 Nov, 2025 @ 9:59am 
Mr egg white sir it has nothing to do with Faceit I don't even play Faceit :steamsad:
3 Nov, 2025 @ 6:30pm 
whats the point of living if i cant even have sects with women, why
1 Nov, 2025 @ 3:42pm 
Egg white i finna turn you into meringue.
29 Oct, 2025 @ 8:26pm 
i will swing myself soon guys, i'm serial, goodbye we hardly knew yee, cut my wrists into pieces, this is my last resort... all i wanted was a lousy woman, is that too much to ask for, huh?
i hope i die in my sleep 2nite...
26 Oct, 2025 @ 9:39pm 
i haven't had a women in years, i'm to scared to even make eye contact with women, kill me now plz
26 Oct, 2025 @ 1:13pm 
The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see an attractive girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I keep walking, that's it
22 Oct, 2025 @ 12:57pm 
punisher eggy is a sneed. what is chud
21 Oct, 2025 @ 1:36pm 
guys what is sneed
20 Oct, 2025 @ 2:27pm 
jews and bush did 9 elevin
15 Oct, 2025 @ 7:17pm 
i want to swing, i hate my life, all i have is steam comments, i want to die, please kill me.
14 Oct, 2025 @ 7:35pm 
i hope someone cuts my jugular 2moro and i bleed out, this is torture
13 Oct, 2025 @ 6:51pm 
george floyd sucks, wakanda is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, bald woman are ugly, will smith is a homosexual, im gay,
gerorge floyd died for our entertainment, so did all the school shooters, thank you adam lanza, columbine, anders brevrik, alek minassian, dylan roof, ted bundy, elliot rodgers, derek chauvan.
i dont like george floyd, derecks knee got hurt by floyds kneck, release than man, floyed attacked dereks knee. "if he hurt his knee, you gotta set him free" police assault mf, damn i should've been dereks attorney
10 Oct, 2025 @ 4:12pm 
i like derek chauvan,. derek saved us, derek made amerika safe again, Trump/Derek 2028, please vote if you are a white supremacist, make chauvan great again
do what derek did 2028
9 Oct, 2025 @ 10:08am 
justice 4 grubbin gregs
6 Oct, 2025 @ 2:33pm 
i have no qualms stabbing people, i'm mentally ill
23 Sep, 2025 @ 7:45pm 
rip charlie kirks, thanks for the gore video, i really enjoyed it, i set it as my wallpaper on my pc & phone.
23 Sep, 2025 @ 7:40pm 
i like what school shooters do, adam lanza did a good job, the columbine boys did great, it was very unfortunate that their bomb didn't go off in the cafeteria, that would've been glorious.
i really hope there are lots more school shootings in the near future, i can't wait.
i would also like to see the charlie kirks autopsy gore photos, i hope they sliced him open just like the 2pac autopsy photo.
i hope more prominent people get shot on live tv, this is fun for me, i looooove it.
i'm gay for buff naked men, touch my privates if you're gay
21 Sep, 2025 @ 2:08am 
i would be better off dead, the suffering would end, women would stop being murdered.
i think we should do a suicide pact and drink the kool-aid. we should all hire vans en masse and hit the gas like there's no tomorrow,
16 Sep, 2025 @ 6:37pm 
kill ourselves
14 Sep, 2025 @ 8:43am 
Notices bulges, OwO what's this?
10 Sep, 2025 @ 5:16pm 
tobey renaulds is my favourite school shooter, i like him the best