https://youtu.be/6XglcbMssJs

Hey! I have an offer for you. If interested, please send me a friend invite.

cool dude

I made a Steam curator page, if interested. Let me know if I missed any obvious games. https://store.steampowered.com/curator/41723486/

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yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

NO YOU BECAUSE I MAKE OTHER GUY YOU KNOW LOSER! HAHAHAHA.

cough

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Gift me the ♥♥♥♥ up🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅Christmas ♥♥♥♥ Christmas ♥♥♥♥🎅thats 🎊some Christmas🎊🎊♥♥♥♥ right🎅🎁🎄th 🎅ere🎁🎄🎅 right🎊there 🎅🎁if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎊 i say so 🎊thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎊 🎁🎅🎄НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🎅🎁🎄🎅🎊 🎅 🎁🎄🎊🎅Christmas ♥♥♥♥

nvm I think

hello, can you respond? I need you to do something to help me from account deletion

My perfect Valentine’s day? I’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Under my beet farm, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Schrutes.

I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero imitative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

IF THERE IS ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET EARTH THAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING, ITS PAPER STRAWS WITH AN ACCORDIAN NECK. WHOS BRIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDEA WAS IT TO THINK THAT PAPER STRAWS CAN BEND?? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID THAT YOU THINK A THICK ASS STRAW MADE FROM PAPER WILL BEND LIKE A PLASTIC STRAW? THE ANSWER IS NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT, PAPER DOESNT BEND, PAPER FOLDS, AND IF YOU BEND THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOO FAR? UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT RIPPED, BECAUSE ITS PAPER AND IT ISNT EXACTLY THE BEST MATERIAL IN THE WORLD TO DRINK LIQUIDS FROM.

hey. who do you think is smarter? Donald Trump or Me ? my guess is me because i am not stupid enough to have children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af_1GUDptR0

even though i have never officially dated a woman, heed my advice.

if she owns a Staffy Dog do not date her. owners look like their pets and people who own Staffy Dogs are trailer trash.

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

You know, you are doing a great job, Why don't you jerk the rest of the day off.?

I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples. — Dwight Schrute

All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter. — Dwight Schrute

follow me to the shelter. I’ve got enough food for 14 days. After that, i have a difficult conversation.

How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

Greetings from Dwight Schrute.
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

Hello my name is Dwight Schrute and I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.

Greetings From Dwight Schrute !

i just wanted to tell you that fish meat is vegetable and have a great week.

Hello, My name is Dwight Schrute and I'm the top salesman in Scranton Pennsylvania.

hello, i'm dwight schrute, i have seventy cousins each one better than the last.

YO HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, DON'T FORGET TO SMASH.
~SCHRUTE.

have a nice week boss. Schrute approved.

have a great weekend ahead captain.

have a nice weekend sir

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND MATE !

MAY YOU HAVE A JOYFUL WEEKEND !

have a great weekend boss

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND FAM !
LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAY WITH YOU SOMEDAY.

never hate your enemies it affects your judgement, have a good and healthy weekend ahead

have a nice weekend

have a nice weekend ahead,certain is more valuable than uncertain

Greetings Comrade,
I wish you to have a nice weekend ahead, Red Army Forever.

DEAR COMRADE

HAPPY EASTER AND HAVE A NICE WEEK AHEAD AS WELL.