THIS INDIVIDUAL BRINGS GOOD VIBES

MERRY YAKSMAS

im ready, son

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

we're back

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SAY BURGER BUT PURCHASE A PLANE TICKET TO BOSNIA AND 60 TO THE LOCATION AT EXACTLY 44.245° Hi, 18.876" E AND MEET A MAN ONLY KNOWN AS "VELIKI SEF" WHERE VOU WILL RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS

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Come back to papa!

98th Rule of Acquisition: Every man Has his Price

Are you being held hostage by a foreign government? If so, say No and I will understand *wink*

erm... that's a dogwhistle sweaty..

1st - put ur hands on ur chest ( boy or girl )

2nd - think of someone you like ....

3rd - 2 marrow that person will ask u out or say the LOVE u

4th - the catch is u have 2 write this for 5 profiels
IT REALLLY WORKS!

best pissmen

Rapist. Performative Racist.

r u ok?

zombie goy xD

boi im gonna slap u the ♥♥♥♥ up

Incels. Interlinked.

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DUN

SPOOF
SEND COOKING YOUR ADDRESS
HE WILL GIVE YOU A REALLY NICE GRAPHICS CARD
way nicer then yoru old one
if you need anything else
tell me we will pitch in and help you
message me your psn name
so i can talk 2 u on there....

>tfw kid_dj is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zoomer

-rep

30 year old Boomer

>and your other badge

I saw him first, get away from my man

literally my best friend. literally.

>character's bedroom is on the 2nd floor
>toilet is on the 1st floor
>doesn't just pee out the window

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that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Q. What's your favorite type of music

A. Rock

Q. Do you have a girlfriend

A. No (So ladys I'm open)

Q. Who's your favorite punk rock band

A. Green Day

Q. Can I join your group

A. Yes

Q. Do you like cheaters in games

A. No

Q. Do you have your ears pierced

A. Yes

Q. How old are you

A. 16

Q. Favorite bands

A. Avenged sevenfold

day n' nite

>While you watch anime all on your own
>She begs Chad to pound her with his 10 inch bone

>and your other badge

>opening night of the new kino
>character dabs on screen
>i stand up from my front row seat and dab, hold it for about 30 seconds
>an old black man in the back starts slowly clapping
>an asian girl next to me claps a bit
>a white man claps
>a hispanic usher starts jumping up and down and clapping
>suddenly the entire theater breaks into applause
>people dabbing left and right over and over
>asian lady next to me holds my popcorn
>why? it was outta respect

to boof is to insert drugs into ones rectum
to spoof is to ?????

>watching horror movie
>bad guy with knife creeps behind main character
>I yell "LOOK BEHIND YOU"
>audience murmurs their agreement, nodding thoughtfully in my direction
>qt3.14 giggles and whispers "he's so smart" to her friend
>after movie ends get approached by multiple people offering my jobs and scholarships for the critical thinking I displayed

>Romance scene comes up in the theatre
>Yell "I'll have what she's having!"
>Everyone starts laughing
>People on either side of me lift me up onto their shoulders
>People form an entourage behind me as we parade around the theatre
>I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith plays over the speakers
>Go home with a voucher for one free small popcorn

let me get a tuggy

+rep

*lips smack*

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hey uh

TO get the next bowl of pasta at olive gardens when eating the never ending bowl you gotta tell the waitress "i could never ever" thats the sign for the next bowl

BAN HE

irrefutably

zombie ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a poodle

-rep needs to play WOW

rise of the coom raider

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life