Mean and evil bully that stole my bicycle and then run me over with said bicycle

Back to present: While I totally understand crushes on celebrities, including politicians, I find it hard to figure out this Erdogan thing. He just looks like a creepy uncle to me, and my gf's fantasy scares me a bit. She'd like me to be on all fours while reading one of his speeches in Turkish and she would spank me while insulting me (also in Turkish), and depending of how we're feeling it - it might escalate to butt-play and even pegging, eventually. Ok, so, I'm fine with spanking, I'm curious about butt stuff, and would probably be open to pegging if all goes well. The thing that freaks me out is pretending to be Erdogan and reading stuff in Turkish (I don't even speak Turkish!), but gf assures me that reading Turkish is easy even if one does not speak the language. I don't even know, I'm excited, but also confused af.

I am a 22 old guy currently in a relationship with a Turkish-German girl who wants me to role-play Ergodan. She is extremely intelligent, knowledgeable about politics, history, art, and I'm super attracted to her (I'm relatively vanilla, but I told her I'm willing to indulge any kink or fetish she might have). Thing is - I don't really understand this kind of fetish. I've had only one girlfriend before my current gf, and she too had a thing for a politician, but it was different, cause she just said casually that she had hots for Justin Trudeau and did not ask me to role-play.

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+rep solid player

Guess who got accused of being a pedo AGAIN
I actually might just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give up talking to people entirely
I was talking to this girl (didnt even know her age, she was 15) about music bc we had similar music tastes. This random dude comes up and asks our ages, i find out she's 15, he makes a huge deal about and calls me a pedophile. Should be end of story right? No of course not. He gets more and more people to call me a pedo and say im trying to groom her. And then one dude comes in and basically says: "im not saying this is you, but it is you, your a bad guy and men in general can't talk to younger people whatsoever." So I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gave up at that point.
And people ask me why I gave up trying to become a gym teacher. This is the 3rd time in the past year ive been accused of being a pedo and im sick of it
Rant over

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ur so gay

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Took a year to see the comments , but damn nice Art

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I tried to punch him but he overpowered me and then he strangled me. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers.
Consider me ur Sigma? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak silver 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

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+rep he gave me money for fent

I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here. So if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming experience. Consider me ur jett? a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to out future together (as friends of course)

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My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

if you are a single girl and also a gamer please send me a direct message so that I can get to know you

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