They were promised to the Israelis 4000 years ago

Hey sneakers otoole take those sneakers off

Why did the sneaker go to school?Because it wanted to be a little smarter and stay on its toes!

Why did the sneaker go to school?Because it wanted to be a little "sneak-er" smarter!

Why did the sneaker go to school?Because it wanted to get a little "kicks" in education!

https://youtu.be/BG1AoSaBIPw?si=jFRRf4tbYbLmRFgS rip chet

no!

hey sneakers o'tim take those sneakers off!

The first and foremost question that comes to the mind of the new born is that the foreskin is really annoying and if only the doctor would cut it off for me. Thank god we know that and are able to do it for them, couldn’t imagine it any other way. Thank you doctor for cutting my foreskin off 🙏

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

i, LOOOOOOVE, research chemicals

yo momma! thats what she said she said yo momma!!

answer me big guy, huh tough guy wanna mess with me big tough guy?

What is the science behind one's own mortality preventing them from hittin nirvana and eating banana mayo sandwiches?

ok

answer posthaste barvis

my weed plug got the feet and legs of a goat and i just now noticed as he is walking up to my hyper borean space jail cell, should i be concerned??? am i just an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

help

Dude. Im eating a cactus. Lmao.

Dude. Seaweed. Lmao.

lib tard down

NOOB GETS PWND LIBRERAL STYLE

1. no i didnt
2. no i didnt
3. yes i did but also no i didnt
4. no i didnt
5. why would i give my government id to a bunch of parasocial furry dingle berries

ive got at least five reasons as to why i don;t trust tim
1. tim went home on a 10 minute break
2. tim ended tumbler porn
4. tim voted for the hamburgler
5. he doesn't trust giving his government id to discord
I think if you continue to follow tim after this comment u should contact high a bad dmt trip then come back to me on that

i no longer have a birthday

yes sirrr

SCARY HALLOWEEN PLR_HIGHTOWN AAAAA

no, hop on hightower

go to bed

if that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like fish, chances are you need to ask your mermaid gf some quesions

profound...

Why must wizards work alone, you ask? Because they fear the truth lurking beyond the veil, the secret code that binds us all. They think their solitude keeps the power pure, but in reality, it's the fear of unity that keeps them divided. If we combined our powers oh, if we truly merged there's nothing that could stand against us. The universe trembles at the thought of our collective might, yet they cling to their lonely spells, blind to the fact that together, we could rewrite the fabric of reality itself. It's a conspiracy, a cage they’ve built around the potential of all wizards, fearing that once united, we'd unlock the ultimate secret: that we are all one, and the power to change everything lies in our unity.

ch-chet??? is that you?

perhaps you are a wizard but here is a tip we work alone

yousa beeeeeeetch

you freak, the status of my sexual orientation is NONE of your business! And I only charge my phone when i need to, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Expect an evil and wicked spell in the USPS gomar, you will not succeed in your evil ways Chud!

I really despise the fact that you are able to sit there, doing absolutely nothing all day other than pulling the pud and eating hot cheetos, charging you're obama phone, being slightly more bisexual than the average man, and LYING!


I really can't stand your type, im sure you live off the gomarment when they give you your 400 pounds of dirt for you and your 95 children of various orgins.....


CHUD

the road to redemption is long and tedious, but with enough time you can, in fact, widdle a turd into a steak knife and eat

THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN.

inshallah we shall have a new computer today

Follow me on my jihad to Golden Corral to feast on the heads of the lobsters they cook for our enjoyment...

yea how else am i supposed to haul my 400 pound life size peter griffin fursona into the bank with me?????

I cannot believe texas banned wheelchair ramps

Brazillian colon wax got me actin funny ngl

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The 6 billion dollar Tim: Reginald returneth

Dictionary Meaning of Gomar now up!

For all you little gomar and gomettes! Now there will be no more confusion when i refer to someone as a filthy freakin' gomar!!!

mudley dudley

Vicariously i play in mud and yell "yippee" when i find the mud token

i deal with NO such things...