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1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.

pees all over everywhere sorry oops um sorry pees

leon strokin' kennedy

I need to ask u something and i want u to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward with us after this but I have to know how u feel.I have kept this in for a while and its about time i was straight up and confront u about it. I hope this doesnt ruin our relationship we already have.I just need to know and i cant see any other way to get over this, it just doesnt seem fair on me if i dont get an answer. I want u to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is i just want ur honest opinion..do u know the muffin man?

+rep, saved me from killing thousands of civilians

-rep smokes weed and is proud of it

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3 months

ban me first

I'll get u banned from the wizardworld kid

add me i need wizard101 hacks are you a wizbuddy dev

please

add me i need help

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just someone who knows where your profile pic is from

Hai Domo, Kizuna Ai Desu!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play pd2 sometime its a really cool bank robbery game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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this is the Cosmin of memes, you will now be blessed with immunity from being deported, Make Steam Great Again!

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who is this and how did you get in my home

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who am i, really

I'll never forgive you for this.

fak u

Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™
We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Daddy section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon.

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS "sexy"

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H-Hi skep I'm a new kiddi here, ill get on the ground for u, pls don't have hoxton drop a molitov near me, ill be good i promise!

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