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My name is Dr. Mercurio Arboria,
and I am the founder of the Arboria Institute.
It has long been my dream
to find the perfect way for people to achieve simply...
happiness,contentment,inner peace.
These seem to be things that strangely elude us all,
but it doesn't have to be that way.
We at Arboria have found a path to achieve them.
Here at the Institute, we are in the forefront worldwide
in neuro-psychology and new therapeutic technologies.
Dr. Barry Nyle,our head of research, myself,and our dedicated team
of herbalists, naturopaths, and healers have found a way
to make that dream a reality.
Through our unique blend of benign pharmacology,
sensory therapy, and energy sculpting,
we can guide you gently along the path
to a new, better, happier you,
all in the comfortable surroundings
of our state-of-the-art facility
and our award-winning gardens.
We invite you to join us...
and find out for your...
self.
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Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
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