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19 Mar @ 5:22pm 
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15 Mar @ 8:19pm 
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28 Oct, 2025 @ 8:16am 
kawiley neko chan
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m‍y IQ is 120
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28 Jul, 2025 @ 4:43am 
guilty gear
20 Jun, 2025 @ 1:08am 
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Mixed Race Friend
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18 Jun, 2025 @ 12:30pm 
Its impressive how you can beat someone in this game using just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ characters, learn the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game instead of braindead spamn ffs
29 Apr, 2025 @ 12:36am 
I advise you to play a game of zonemod with me. I am already a top zonemod player. Have you heard of shove then shoot? Even I can only maintain a 70% success rate. I used to be able to throw drifting stones and even kill witch once. I can see that you really like zonemod. I will carry you when I have time. I am playing a machine gun now. I can hit 1 shot of 50 shots of SMG. I have always maintained the world's No. 1 firendly fire. I even won 1v1 at my peak. When I play well, I can even perform high-end operations such as shove jockey. Do you know how to cut off the tongue? I can did it before. I want to carry you to experience a high-end game of zonemod. The strong must humiliate the weak.
4 Apr, 2025 @ 7:40pm 
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25 Mar, 2025 @ 2:16pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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11 Nov, 2024 @ 5:07pm 
I kiss you :PatchouliHappy:
22 Sep, 2024 @ 6:24pm 
You need to leave my family alone
5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16pm 
gg
2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm 
This guy so silly
26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43pm 
Hey

Can you add me already, I have sent you a friend request a while ago, I would like us to talk a little.
29 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56pm 
hi
8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:09pm 
Mother Russia thanks you for your service comrade
17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44pm 
forgive english, i am Russia

i never be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then are kiss.

We sex together. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass
28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:01pm 
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day, or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the even you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you. Platonically of course, unless you change your mind on that.
21 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm 
suck my IQ off
14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm 
i am triggered by your epic iq
11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm 
Omg epic konata :luv:
1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm 
whoah, ebin
10 Aug, 2021 @ 4:28am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
27 Jun, 2021 @ 7:08pm 
wiley
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27 Mar, 2021 @ 8:44pm 
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5 Mar, 2021 @ 12:28am 
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games, Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol
27 Nov, 2020 @ 9:53pm 
GGs, can we play more in lobby?
27 Nov, 2020 @ 5:48pm 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain.
18 Nov, 2020 @ 4:34pm 
GGs, can we play more in lobby?
20 Oct, 2020 @ 10:11am 
probably the latter since you have 5000 games on eddy
20 Oct, 2020 @ 10:11am 
I can't tell if your profile is ironic or you're really that retarded
15 Oct, 2020 @ 12:50am 
Stop calling yourself smart, and never call anyone ugly again, until you look in the mirror.
to clear it up, youre borderline retarded, obese, disgusting, and RUDE AS HELL.
goodbye
15 Oct, 2020 @ 12:50am 
You are one of the dumbest people I have ever met in my life. I have literally debated with myself whether or not you have a mental illness. I say stupid things to you so i can laugh at you for acting like youre smart. I show our conversations to my friends because they think its hilarious, and they all think that you are literally retarded. Like they think you are mentally challenged.
You have the mind of a 5 year old, and because you called me so many horrible things, im not holding back. you are FAT and disgusting. Im sure your relationship with kenny is very healthy but that peeing ♥♥♥♥ is disgusting, youre lucky you have someone just as disgusting to share it with. You dont know ♥♥♥♥ about politics, so please stop saying obama "ruined the world", you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. And your stance on the bible is the dumbest thing ive ever heard in my life. You need to GROW UP.
15 Sep, 2020 @ 1:42pm 
probably the latter since you have 5000 games on eddy
26 Aug, 2020 @ 4:09pm 
gg, internet went out. weird how often people's internet goes out when they play against you!
26 Aug, 2020 @ 10:50am 
ggs internet went out
7 Aug, 2020 @ 7:33am 
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