Recent reviews by Martini

R.I.P Mathew Perry, Your voice taunting me before busting a cap in my head with style with forever be immortalized

8.75/10 I made damn sure to 100% this game!
If you are a fan of D&D or Turn based games this could be a gateway drug into older games, This game came out just after my 1st birthday and here I am dropping almost 300 hours on this story.
yes the tutorial is slow to get through but...

10/10 still remember years later and shall into the future!
This game has kept me entertained since I was a kid and got my first Xbox 360. I highly recommend hitting the nexus or steam workshop after a play-through and load up on all the lovely mods that the community has created to keep this game feeling like a new adventure every time you hit "New Game".

After getting all the achievements that a normal person can get, I stand here, with 2,500 hours wasted into this game. warning others, unless you have a couple of years you don't mind throwing down the drain diving head first into a rp server or some other version of the lotus flower that this game manages to throw your way.
To those who managed to miss, don't have the time, patience or interest to be ensnared into this lag filled, cancer ridden, ear drum breaking, horror show of a rabbit hole. keep living your life as is and don't look back. just watch Vanoss and crew play the game and take that fun and walk into the sunset never needing more
To those who do have the time and are interested in the RP this game can offer, enjoy....just remember to touch grass, and shower. Remember its just a game, the amount of times my ears were bled dry due to people screaming about rule breaking and 15 year olds enforcing game rules puled out of someones mystical arse [yes...I am included in that group] are probably higher than my hour count

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