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31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:18am 
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31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am 
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19 Nov, 2022 @ 1:58pm 
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30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am 
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8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am 
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22 Aug, 2021 @ 8:01pm 
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15 Jun, 2020 @ 2:18pm 
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25 Nov, 2018 @ 6:03pm 
it has been 3 years, 7 months and 12 days since I last requested my earbuds and im starting to think I've been scammed
29 Dec, 2017 @ 1:03am 
Rick and Morty IS for people with high IQs. I do not care how many times trolls spam the popular "You need a high IQ" post with sarcastic and mocking intent. You act as a hive mind, a flock of Jerrys, if you will, who envy the smart-minded, wishing to become one with us. But you simply cannot. You never can, so you laugh at us. You deflect your idiocy onto us, putting us in the negative light. In reality, we are the superior beings. We are the Ricks, and you are just the Mortys, making us look even smarter in comparison. As Albert Einstein, a historical figure who I guarantee people like the trolls don't know, once said: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.".
9 Jun, 2017 @ 10:35am 
why dont you go after guys your own age :)
8 Jun, 2017 @ 10:41pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
4 Mar, 2017 @ 1:02pm 
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20 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
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5 Feb, 2017 @ 10:53pm 
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29 Jan, 2017 @ 9:43pm 
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30 Nov, 2016 @ 10:43pm 
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11 Nov, 2016 @ 10:03am 
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5 Jun, 2016 @ 10:17am 
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8 May, 2016 @ 10:35pm 
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6 May, 2016 @ 3:08pm 
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6 Mar, 2016 @ 3:14pm 
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21 Feb, 2016 @ 10:37am 
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7 Jan, 2016 @ 10:40pm 
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24 Dec, 2015 @ 10:19am 
There were many memorable games but you need a good climax. TI 4 was like a long jerkoff session to your favourite porn. You keep edging put you don't want to come until your favourite scene. But suddenly you hear that someone is walking into your room and you manage to close your porn and pull up your pants but you were so far in that you jizz in your pants and now your mom is talking to you about something you don't care and you pretend to be interested because you feel like you should be but your mom is actually TobiWan and you're not watching porn you're watching TI 4 finals
15 Nov, 2015 @ 11:13am 
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28 Oct, 2015 @ 10:48am 
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30 Sep, 2015 @ 10:04am 
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6 Sep, 2015 @ 8:15pm 
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12 Jul, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
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25 May, 2015 @ 12:57pm 
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17 May, 2015 @ 12:01am 
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13 Apr, 2015 @ 10:52am 
it has been almost a week since I last demanded those earbuds
im going to spray carpet cleaner all over you if you dont give them back you gene whirlpool
4 Apr, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
this man has still not given me my earbuds
3 Apr, 2015 @ 3:25pm 
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26 Feb, 2015 @ 5:11pm 
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23 Jan, 2015 @ 7:13pm 
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