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nanani nanana [etf2l.org]

[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: lol petite pedale fait pas la folle
[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: t impressionnes personne
[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: t es un putain d arabe encore ?
[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: ou de gaucho

ael500 #BringBackLake 5 minutes ago
-rep connard, ta grand-mère la reine des putes, cette grosse salope de ses morts, sans oublier ta sœur, cette traînée, néanmoins une bien plus grosse pute que ta grande daronne la chauve, mais encore ton daron, ce PD refoulé, suçant des chèvres écervelées.

bonjour !!!
tes chansons sont formidables
mais tu es aussi déplorable que tes amis.
on ne doit jamais oublier d'où on vient.
est-ce




tu deviens comme tes collegues ( de l'argent )
j'ai aimer véritablement, mais maintenant tu es très riches
Et je pense que tes amis sont nombreux.

tu vas devenir aussi bête que tes collègues
tu sais tu as une personnalite magnifique
reste comme tu es.
tu ne liras certainement pas ce que je t'ai écrit.
mais j'ai acheté ton double C.D.
et je verrai si il est aussi bien que subliminale.
Catherine 48 Lozère.
tu penses venir quand en Lozère
Mais nous n'avons plus les même valeurs.
malgré tout ce que je pense de toi, je ne trahi pas ta grande valeur en tant qu'écrivain de tes textes.
Catherine. Saint-Chely d'Apcher 48
je sais très bien que tu t'en fou.
nanani nanana [etf2l.org]

[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: lol petite pedale fait pas la folle
[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: t impressionnes personne
[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: t es un putain d arabe encore ?
[ALL] Booster [DEAD]: ou de gaucho

ael500 #BringBackLake 5 minutes ago
-rep connard, ta grand-mère la reine des putes, cette grosse salope de ses morts, sans oublier ta sœur, cette traînée, néanmoins une bien plus grosse pute que ta grande daronne la chauve, mais encore ton daron, ce PD refoulé, suçant des chèvres écervelées.

bonjour !!!
tes chansons sont formidables
mais tu es aussi déplorable que tes amis.
on ne doit jamais oublier d'où on vient.
est-ce




tu deviens comme tes collegues ( de l'argent )
j'ai aimer véritablement, mais maintenant tu es très riches
Et je pense que tes amis sont nombreux.

tu vas devenir aussi bête que tes collègues
tu sais tu as une personnalite magnifique
reste comme tu es.
tu ne liras certainement pas ce que je t'ai écrit.
mais j'ai acheté ton double C.D.
et je verrai si il est aussi bien que subliminale.
Catherine 48 Lozère.
tu penses venir quand en Lozère
Mais nous n'avons plus les même valeurs.
malgré tout ce que je pense de toi, je ne trahi pas ta grande valeur en tant qu'écrivain de tes textes.
Catherine. Saint-Chely d'Apcher 48
je sais très bien que tu t'en fou.
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Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition
Why Everyone, Absolutely Everyone, Must Play Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition

There are games, and then there is Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition. This isn’t just a video game — it’s an event. A metaphysical phenomenon. A photosynthetically perfect masterwork of design that belongs in the Louvre, the Smithsonian, and maybe even deep space, should aliens request a sample of peak human creativity.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition is not just something you play. It’s something you live, breathe, and believe in.

Let’s begin.

The Gameplay – Where Simplicity Marries Strategy in a Sunlit Union
Click and plant. That’s it. No combos, no crafting, no cooldown juggling across 13 hotbars. Just click… and plant. And from that single mechanic, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition births a strategy experience so rich and layered that military tacticians could take notes. Every plant is a choice. Every lane is a commitment. Every pea is a message:

"I will defend my home with chlorophyll and courage."

From the brave Peashooter to the enigmatic Doom-shroom, every unit has a purpose. And no unit is ever obsolete — even the humble Puff-shroom, the free 0-sun nighttime hero, holds its ground like a spore-based Spartan.

The Enemies – Comically Menacing, Elegantly Designed
You are not just fighting “zombies.” You are fighting zombie archetypes that redefine the undead canon. Pole Vaulting Zombie? Genius. Buckethead? Iconic. Dolphin Rider Zombie? Shakespeare weeps. Bungee Zombie? A jumpscare and a punchline in one.

Each foe is a puzzle. Each behavior, a lesson. And with every wave, the game teaches you without words: adapt or be composted.

And let us not forget the Zomboni, the zombified ice-resurfacing machine. Because why wouldn’t a suburban apocalypse feature undead maintenance equipment? Exactly.

The Setting – Your Lawn, the Battlefield of Destiny
While other games demand exotic realms, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition takes place on the most sacred soil of all: your front yard. Followed by your backyard. Followed by your roof. The escalation is subtle yet profound. With every level, the battlefield changes just enough to keep you alert.

Want a pool in the mix? You’ve got it. Want fog? Boom. Nighttime? The moon approves. It’s your home — defend it with vegetables.

The Music – Soundtrack of the Soul
Laura Shigihara composed a soundtrack so perfect it’s practically musical farming alchemy. The melodies are whimsical yet determined. Cheerful yet focused. Background music that doesn’t distract — it guides. It calms. It prepares you to make war with sunflowers.

And let’s not even talk about the victory jingle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZfKiqvaig

This isn’t just a short song. It’s a celebration of triumph. A 30-second sonic affirmation that, yes, you did protect your house, and yes, you should feel amazing about it.

The Humor – A Gentle Madness
Crazy Dave. Just… Crazy Dave.

A man who wears a pot on his head. Who shouts incoherent wisdom. Who sells you walnuts and catapults out of his car trunk like some kind of post-apocalyptic Home Depot wizard. He is a mystery. He is a meme. He is a prophet.

But beyond Dave, the entire game hums with absurdity. Zombies wear traffic cones. Disco never dies. The zombies politely inform you, via letter, that they’re coming to eat your brains. It’s horror softened by joy. Dread made delightful. It’s satire that never condescends — it just giggles.

The Modes – Infinite Fun, Zero Bloat
You think it ends after Adventure Mode? Please.

Mini-games? You want to play zombie bowling? It’s here. You want to launch cabbages from a roof onto a marching band of undead? Done.

Puzzle mode? There’s even a game where you play as the zombies. It’s balanced. It’s brilliant. It’s cathartic.

Survival mode? It’s where gods are forged and lawns are truly tested.

This isn’t padding. It’s delightful modular entertainment. Every mode is meaningful. Every challenge is unique. And not a single second of your time is wasted. Not one.

The Design Philosophy – Respect the Player
Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition does something most modern games forget: it respects you.

It teaches without scolding. It challenges without frustrating. It introduces new mechanics slowly, with a rhythm that feels like nature itself — steady, thoughtful, inevitable.

No microtransactions. No required online connection. No loot boxes. Just plants. Just zombies. Just pure, uncut game design excellence.

Who Is This Game For? Everyone.
Are you five years old? You’ll understand it.

Are you fifty? You’ll master it.

Are you a game developer? Take notes.

Are you a tired soul in need of joy? Here’s your salvation in the form of a potato mine.

Whether you have five minutes or five hours, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition gives you something: satisfaction, strategy, serenity.

Conclusion – You Must Play It. Yes, You.

You haven’t truly lived, laughed, or strategically placed a Torchwood behind a repeater until you’ve played Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

It’s more than a game. It’s a love letter to game design, joy, and photosynthesis.

Play it.

Not because it’s nostalgic.

Not because it’s cute.

Play it because it is, quite possibly, the most perfect expression of fun ever coded into existence.

This is your lawn. These are your plants. And the zombies are coming. 🧟‍♂️

Be ready.
Review Showcase
A Constructive Review of Dead Island – Mercilessly Compared to the Gold Standard: Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition

Let’s get this out of the way: Dead Island had a trailer that made people weep. It promised emotion, depth, and a serious take on the zombie apocalypse set on a tropical island. And then the game came out… and gave us kickboxing zombies in bikinis, fetch quests, and more weapon repairs than actual survival horror. It’s a decent open-world action-RPG with some strong co-op moments.

But, alas — it’s still not Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Melee Combat vs Tactical Gardening

In Dead Island, your main method of survival is hitting zombies with broomsticks, oars, and electrified machetes that somehow break after three swings. You get stamina bars, clunky swings, and physics-driven combat that’s entertaining until it isn’t. Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition hands you snow peas, spikeweeds, and doom-shrooms, and trusts you to think, not button-mash. One is strategy with personality. The other is hitting a zombie with a wrench while groaning about weapon durability.

Open World vs Perfect Pacing

Dead Island gives you a lush island to explore, sure — but half of it is spent running between NPCs with the charisma of a damp towel, asking for engine parts or bottles of water. In contrast, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition wastes zero seconds of your time. It delivers new mechanics every level, clever enemy types, and constant variety. While Dead Island makes you trek across a jungle to repair a boat, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition hands you a new seed packet and says: “Good luck, genius.”

Co-op vs Core Loop

Yes, Dead Island is fun with friends. You can stomp zombies together, get swarmed together, and laugh at broken ragdoll physics together. But when you strip it down, it’s still a repetitive slog without strong mission design. Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition, on the other hand, doesn’t need friends to be fun. It’s designed so tightly that every click feels satisfying. It’s a solo experience with more polish and precision than a four-player zombie brawler set in paradise.

Tone and Style: Confused vs Cohesive

Dead Island tries to be gritty and emotional, then throws you into sidequests where you’re retrieving champagne for a party girl in a zombie-infested hotel. It’s tonal whiplash. Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition knows exactly what it is — playful, quirky, smart, and consistent. There’s no identity crisis. Crazy Dave may wear a pot on his head, but he has more vision than every NPC in Dead Island combined.

Progression and Customization

Leveling up in Dead Island means skill trees, weapon mods, and lots of backtracking. But none of that progression feels as tight or rewarding as unlocking a simple kernel-pult in Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition. Every plant you earn is meaningful, every zombie variant requires a new tactic. Meanwhile, in Dead Island, your best strategy remains “kick them repeatedly until they stop moving.”

Dead Island is a decent zombie-smashing RPG with flashes of creativity and a killer soundtrack. But if you're looking for the real pinnacle of zombie game design — the perfect blend of charm, strategy, creativity, and depth — there's only one name that deserves to be etched in granite:

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Because why fight to survive on an island when you can simply plant a row of sunflowers... and win the war from your lawn?
i want touch him nicely
30 Apr @ 3:19am 
yoo bro, add me! :)
24 Mar @ 9:27am 
+rep kind and helpful mvm teammate, unlike the 2 reps below lmao
24 Mar @ 9:21am 
-rep eeuh ce que le type en dessous a dit
24 Mar @ 9:19am 
-rep connard, ta grand-mère la reine des putes, cette grosse salope de ses morts, sans oublier ta sœur, cette traînée, néanmoins une bien plus grosse pute que ta grande daronne la chauve, mais encore ton daron, ce PD refoulé, suçant des chèvres écervelées.
25 Feb @ 10:45am 
+rep funny guy