Uncle Paul stopped me at 4:00 AM in 2017 next to our local court house while I was riding my bike through the (mostly) empty streets and playing Pokemon GO. He just told me to go home because it was too early. What a legend.

Uncle Paul is living in retirement with his family. Both of his children are in college right now.

Wait this Uncle Paul guy wasn't just some made up guy we were rallying behind??

Congrats Uncle Paul on your retirement.

I lost 4 members after that post

That must have been a magical experience, don't spare a single detail!

I made love to my favorite uncle.

Let's all love our favorite uncle.

Love you Paul

This news is the bees knees!

We've hit... 69 MEMBERS!!!!
The Road to 500 is complete.
The latest update on Paul is his daughter is graduating and his little Spainard Catholic girl from Spain will be attending. She will go back home to Spain soon.

Uncle Paul is a true saint, although I think Saint Paul might be taken

Uncle Paul is currently housing a young girl from Spain. She is a foreign exchange student and has escaped a Mormon family and went to the Catholic Uncle Paul. He spends lots of money on her and sleeps next to her every night. :)

Uncle Paul was supposed to give everyone a Thanksgiving blessing, but unfortunately he's kidnapped a young Catholic woman from Spain and hes on the run. He's currently at Disneyland with her, will try and get in contact as soon as I can!

Uncle Paul is still the coolest Uncle ever, I hope he blesses us with a post soon.

How did you know he's Bashar Al-Assad, he's coming for you now

He gassed an entire Iran city than he gained a badge for being a "War hero"

He was in the Navy he's the best uncle

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I like uncle paul, almost as much as uncle ho

He's in Dinsey World RN, i'll let him know gogh

Tell Paul that he's a life saver and that I think he's pretty cool.

Good news update! Uncle Paul got in trouble for talking to little girls on the internet but he's okay! He wasn't talking about anything bad. He almost lost his job for a second time because he was trash talking the likely Sheriff canidate, but luckily the canidate lost. Paul's life is really turning around. Him and his family are going to Disneyland this weekend. Wish him luck.

Thank you Nicole.

Ty will fwd to Paul.

hi im in it i love uncle paul blessed be he

He actually did. http://www.kolotv.com/content/news/Fallon-church-shooting-Charges-filed-a-community-mourns-488952661.html

He talked someone down during an assassination. He's considered a hero recently.

Did he kill himself yet?

Thank you UncleDadMan.

I love you paul