I like programming sane code in PHP, running big databases in MySQL, and solving complex problems. It's fun!

Currently maintaining the Flight PHP Framework. Check it out at https://docs.flightphp.com

I like learning new stuff. That's fun too!

And FWIW, some people on SO need to take it easy on newbies. Just because they are asking a bad question because they don't know something that you do, doesn't count as grounds to downvote them. Try helping them for a change.