Springfield

a_single_plum — Thu, 16 Jun 2016 00:55:31 GMT

In tribute to Gordie Howe... R.I.P.

a_single_plum — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 02:46:01 GMT

No pizza, only klau kalash.

a_single_plum — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 23:28:46 GMT

My physics homework was talking about how magnetic fields create the aurora borealis. All I could think was...

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?

a_single_plum — Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:22:26 GMT

a_single_plum — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 23:52:59 GMT

This morning when I went to work, I found labels on everything. Like, someone wrote 'corn' on a bag of corn, and other glaringly obvious things. Naturally, I thought of the Flanders' beach house.

"Wel-diddly-elcome Simpsons! Oh geez, he actually wrote the diddly!"

a_single_plum — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 23:52:06 GMT

I was going to post this last week, but I got busy and forgot. So in honor of both Canada Day and Independence Day, although it is late, here is a quote from one of my favorite Simpsons eppies. :)

"Hi, um, let me have some of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a couple of those panty shields and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh...better make it two."

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwazy Kwanza, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan!

ziggypiecrust — Wed, 25 Dec 2013 15:33:54 GMT

Has anyone gotten their hands on the fan edition trivia game? I got it for Christmas and I totally got 4 or 5 of my submissions in there!

a_single_plum — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 21:52:02 GMT

Bart gets to ride in the front because he's good at sports!

For math geeks

gavluvsga — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 20:30:01 GMT

Mathematical secrets of the Simpsons!

http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whatson/simon-singh-the-simpsons-and-their-mathematical-secrets-77936

a_single_plum — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 01:16:05 GMT

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

a_single_plum — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 21:48:36 GMT

Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me you'll miss every summer.

sag82 — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 21:56:19 GMT

Do you know what Radon is?

a_single_plum — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 03:31:08 GMT

Why would the ambassador do such a thing?

a_single_plum — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 23:04:26 GMT

Why do people run from me?

a_single_plum — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 20:21:26 GMT

Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!

hey2a — Fri, 28 Jun 2013 03:34:31 GMT

Try and follow me here:
I was talking to a friend who is also an avid Simpson's fan. Our conversation:
Her: "Pfft, you call this Prime Rib?"
Me: "I don't get it."
Her: "I was reminded of Homer in the bomb shelter."
Me: "Ah." (So I start quoting) "Ohhhhh, a Gary Larsen calendar!. I don't get it."

I then paused and yelled because I had just quoted the show, without knowing that I was doing it. (I don't get it.) It was nuts.

a_single_plum — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 22:08:56 GMT

Look, Dad. I missed you so much I couldn't concentrate in school and I got an F.

I have problems with-

ziggypiecrust — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:19:10 GMT

I'm always interrupting people!

pataloca0204 — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:28:59 GMT

Remember the time you ate my goldfish, and lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have to bowl?

Rabbi...

thalassaemia — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:36:09 GMT

Should I buy a Chrysler?

a_single_plum — Tue, 28 May 2013 14:15:23 GMT

In honor of Phil Hartman...

"I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What."

a_single_plum — Sat, 25 May 2013 20:36:38 GMT

Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's!

a_single_plum — Sun, 19 May 2013 13:31:47 GMT

The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

edge_chan — Tue, 14 May 2013 03:03:52 GMT

Homer: It's my lifelong dream!

cherry_pizza — Sat, 11 May 2013 23:36:35 GMT

Hey, great. Mail it to two decades ago, when viewers might've cared: