Springfield

springfield @ 2016-06-15T20:55:00

2016-06-16T00:55:31Z

In tribute to Gordie Howe... R.I.P.

springfield @ 2015-10-03T22:45:00

2015-10-04T02:46:01Z

No pizza, only klau kalash.

springfield @ 2015-07-20T19:28:00

2015-07-20T23:28:46Z

My physics homework was talking about how magnetic fields create the aurora borealis. All I could think was...

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?

springfield @ 2015-02-14T16:22:00

2015-02-14T21:22:26Z

springfield @ 2014-10-27T19:52:00

2014-10-27T23:52:59Z

This morning when I went to work, I found labels on everything. Like, someone wrote 'corn' on a bag of corn, and other glaringly obvious things. Naturally, I thought of the Flanders' beach house.

"Wel-diddly-elcome Simpsons! Oh geez, he actually wrote the diddly!"

springfield @ 2014-07-07T19:52:00

2014-07-07T23:52:06Z

I was going to post this last week, but I got busy and forgot. So in honor of both Canada Day and Independence Day, although it is late, here is a quote from one of my favorite Simpsons eppies. :)

"Hi, um, let me have some of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a couple of those panty shields and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh...better make it two."

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwazy Kwanza, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan!

2013-12-25T15:33:54Z

Has anyone gotten their hands on the fan edition trivia game? I got it for Christmas and I totally got 4 or 5 of my submissions in there!

springfield @ 2013-11-15T16:51:00

2013-11-15T21:52:02Z

Bart gets to ride in the front because he's good at sports!

For math geeks

2013-10-07T20:30:01Z

Mathematical secrets of the Simpsons!

http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whatson/simon-singh-the-simpsons-and-their-mathematical-secrets-77936

springfield @ 2013-09-18T21:16:00

2013-09-19T01:16:05Z

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

springfield @ 2013-09-02T17:48:00

2013-09-02T21:48:36Z

Don't worry, boy. When you get a job like me you'll miss every summer.

springfield @ 2013-08-20T22:56:00

2013-08-20T21:56:19Z

Do you know what Radon is?

springfield @ 2013-08-12T23:31:00

2013-08-13T03:31:08Z

Why would the ambassador do such a thing?

springfield @ 2013-07-24T19:04:00

2013-07-24T23:04:26Z

Why do people run from me?

springfield @ 2013-07-11T16:21:00

2013-07-11T20:21:26Z

Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!

springfield @ 2013-06-27T23:34:00

2013-06-28T03:34:31Z

Try and follow me here:
I was talking to a friend who is also an avid Simpson's fan. Our conversation:
Her: "Pfft, you call this Prime Rib?"
Me: "I don't get it."
Her: "I was reminded of Homer in the bomb shelter."
Me: "Ah." (So I start quoting) "Ohhhhh, a Gary Larsen calendar!. I don't get it."

I then paused and yelled because I had just quoted the show, without knowing that I was doing it. (I don't get it.) It was nuts.

springfield @ 2013-06-26T18:08:00

2013-06-26T22:08:56Z

Look, Dad. I missed you so much I couldn't concentrate in school and I got an F.

I have problems with-

2013-06-20T11:19:10Z

I'm always interrupting people!

springfield @ 2013-06-15T14:29:00

2013-06-15T18:28:59Z

Remember the time you ate my goldfish, and lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have to bowl?

Rabbi...

2013-06-11T00:36:09Z

Should I buy a Chrysler?

springfield @ 2013-05-28T10:15:00

2013-05-28T14:15:23Z

In honor of Phil Hartman...

"I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What."

springfield @ 2013-05-25T16:36:00

2013-05-25T20:36:38Z

Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's!

springfield @ 2013-05-19T09:31:00

2013-05-19T13:31:47Z

The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

springfield @ 2013-05-13T23:02:00

2013-05-14T03:03:52Z

Homer: It's my lifelong dream!

springfield @ 2013-05-12T09:36:00

2013-05-11T23:36:35Z

Hey, great. Mail it to two decades ago, when viewers might've cared: