THE CITY OF TOWN-- err. HAMLETVILLE

You just heard that in this voice! Do you know why? Because it's me, the narrator. I narrate what y'all be doing. Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you up? No? Well, maybe that EXPLOSION OF FIREWORKS did the trick.

Anyway, you're stuck here. Yup, you heard me, stuck here. With this lovely bunch of loonies. They sometimes harass people. Like you. Oh, and you too, in the corner over there.

On the other hand, you may notice that sometimes there will be portals opening here and there and they will take you to exotic locations! Like home! Or Mars. Or Antarctica. Or man-eating canibal land. It's an adventure behind every door. Isn't it exciting?!

The good news now! Everything is free!

Except for what isn't. Whoops.

Ha ha! Enjoy!