hello spliss
[ someone is stomping down a street in hamletville
and he is not a happy bunny
(he's shouting rather loudly at his general surroundings and to no one in particular) ]
Hah! You know what, this is fucking mental. This is a fucking joke. I am, you know, always perfectly bloody prepared for a proper expedition somewhere, I am ready for MAN-EATING OCTOSQUIDS, I'm not fucking afraid of any HORSE SIZED DUCK, but when I am TOSSED somewhere without ANY of my equipment, I'm pretty much ready for nothing except killing someone with my bare, motherfucking hands! Because this is against EVERY PROCEDURE IN THE BOOK! Every single procedure! Hey, what the hell, I'm not one for sticking to the rules, but there are some boundaries even I don't cross! So whichever COCK decided to SOMEHOW throw me into a fucking teleporter without even my goddamned bleeding communicator better be somewhere here so I can wring your bloody neck.
[ he stops stomping
he glares up at the buildings, still not looking at anyone in particular!
and then ]
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
I WANT MY DESK AND MY DRAGON BACK, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKERS!
and he is not a happy bunny
(he's shouting rather loudly at his general surroundings and to no one in particular) ]
Hah! You know what, this is fucking mental. This is a fucking joke. I am, you know, always perfectly bloody prepared for a proper expedition somewhere, I am ready for MAN-EATING OCTOSQUIDS, I'm not fucking afraid of any HORSE SIZED DUCK, but when I am TOSSED somewhere without ANY of my equipment, I'm pretty much ready for nothing except killing someone with my bare, motherfucking hands! Because this is against EVERY PROCEDURE IN THE BOOK! Every single procedure! Hey, what the hell, I'm not one for sticking to the rules, but there are some boundaries even I don't cross! So whichever COCK decided to SOMEHOW throw me into a fucking teleporter without even my goddamned bleeding communicator better be somewhere here so I can wring your bloody neck.
[ he stops stomping
he glares up at the buildings, still not looking at anyone in particular!
and then ]
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
I WANT MY DESK AND MY DRAGON BACK, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKERS!