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This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. 

DNB is an acronym that definitely means "Drum n' bass". It can also mean "Dictionary of National Biography", and DNB ASA, Norway's largest financial services group. Drum and bass, abbreviated as DnB or D&B is a genre of electronic music best known for its fast BPM (commonly ranging from 160-180 BPM) accompanied by heavy bass lines, musical samples, voice samples and synthesizer tracks. The genre began in the UK and was heavily influenced by the country's jungle scene in the mid to late 1990s.

Drum and bass incorporates a number of scenes and styles, from the highly electronic, industrial sounds of techstep to the use of conventional, acoustic instrumentation that characterise the more jazz-influenced end of the spectrum.

In some circles, DnB enthusiasts argue about which subgenre a particular song is. This is more exaggerated in Breakcore, where you hear terms like "lolicore" used to describe 900 BPM schizo tranime "music".

The drum and bass genre heavily influenced the Y2K movement, and has cemented itself into popular internet culture due to its spread amidst 5th gen era videogames. Some listeners find DnB nostalgic, especially concerning the early internet.

In soyjak culture, drum and bass is frequently associated with calm edits.

It can also refer to Dave and Bambi, a mod for the vantayellow brimstone game FNF.

Selected examples

Get ready for retards to edit war over heckin DnB kino!
>edit warring over DnB

Intelligent Drum & Bass - Selected Works (1994-2000)

Peshay Studio Set (1996)

Squarepusher - Feed Me Weird Things

Makoto - Believe in My Soul (2007)

[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories - MSX 98 (2005)]🗝️

[Grand Theft Auto III - MSX FM (2001)]🗝️

The entire discography of Venetian Snares

See also

Dead Nigger Baby

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sheiiiyt I'm dead!
>both sides le bad

Dead nigger babies, abbreviated to DNB, are images of, well, dead nigger babies. The term can also be used to mean pretty much anything inactive, but is mostly used for threads, splinters & pisscords.

The subject of TNDs and their presence on the Sharty is a gemmy and uniting topic, as soyteens frequently argue over whether DNB should be unbanned or about the morality and legality of DNB-posting.[1]
The poll in question.

There are 2 opposing sides, or "factions" in this debate. The "Anti-DNB Sect" and the "Pro-DNB Sect." Also sometimes called the "newfag" and "oldfag" factions because of their respective join dates.[they just are, okay?] The sizes of these factions are around the same, with 51% of soyteens being Pro-DNB and 49% of soyteens being Anti-DNB.

It has been shown in a poll that newfags are more likely to want DNB unbanned and oldfags are more likely to want DNB banned. Keep in mind that these results aren't reliable due to newfags being able to larp as oldfags and vice versa.[2]

On August 9, 2025, BBQ Sauce banned all real, AI-generated, and fictional depictions of child abuse, suppressing the DNB question for now.[3]

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This section is heavily biased (You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral, and discuss creating a detractor perspective in cases of consistent editwarring.

Anti-DNB faction

The Anti-DNB faction consists mostly of Doll-Quote era posters. They are also usually against NSFL being on /soy/ as it was 16+.

This faction's defenses & objections consist of the following list:

A secondary poll that took place in December.
  • That DNB is child abuse material and should therefore be treated as harshly as child sexual abuse material is usually treated, due to both involving child abuse.[4]
  • That many other images of adult niggers dying exist.
  • That the Pro-DNB sector exclusively picked a baby in a foodist act. (Usually used in conjunction to point 2.)[it just is, ok?]
  • That it's still oldfag coal.
  • That DNB should be treated as same as BMT.
  • That people shouldn't be subjected to child gore.
  • (And sometimes) that they generally don't like looking at gore.
  • That killing niggers as babies is spawncamping and that you should wait that they grow up and then kill them.
  • That unbanning DNB would lead it to be spammed in every thread, this is only partially true. DNB would likely be spammed after it was unbanned, but would settle around a couple of days, as there wasn't DNB spam in the Froot era.

This faction has been criticized by the opposing faction as being a "moralfag" (AKA having basic human decency and morals ). This usually devolves into a 'booru-level shitflinging war of calling the opposing side their respective hate buzzword and making each other leak from it.

Pro-DNB faction

The Pro-DNB faction consists mostly of /qa/-kuz/Froot era posters with the few frogniggers here and there. They can also come from /pol/ or whatever snca clittycel splinter they came from.

This faction's defenses & objections consist of the following list:

This faction is commonly criticized for being "DA CORD JERDEE FOODISTS" by nusois. Although they exhibit foodist behavior, there is no actual evidence that they are foodists or UTTPtrannies. The only "evidence" that is used to support this theory is when one nigger tried to fuck up the banner with DNB.[5]

Gigachad's faction

Whatever side (You) agree with

Etymology

The term "DNB" has also become frequently used in Soyspeak, and refers to something that is inactive or dead. For example, "DNB hours" on the sharty correspond to the time when Mutts are asleep, leading to a decrease in PPH. Additionally, boards such as /biz/ and /asp/ are considered to be DNBs due to the fact that nophono ever posts on them. The jarty, shemmy, and virtually all other SNCA splinters are DNBs for obvious reasons.

It is not currently known when the acronym entered the soy lexicon, although this would have presumably occurred after the DNB image itself was first posted.oldfags, when was this?

TND question

Yet another topic of fierce and rather one-sided debate is whether TND should mean TND, as total nigger death is used to defend DNB. The short answer for why this is an issue is that Total nigger death is le bad and should not be carried out either way. The problem is that you look like a massive jew for ever-so slightly speaking against it, causing little to no soyteens to do so. This is usually used to someone's advantage after a series of strawman fallacies to swerve the topic in another direction and get their opponent into a corner. Resulting in them looking like a massive faggot

You can just support PND for the cacas and the le heckin' keyed niggers doe

^Even doe we shouldn't kill any niggers because I need my BBC.

Legality and cultural origin of DNB

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In order to determine the legality of dead nigger babies, we need to find out what type of violent crime happened to said children.

In the classic machete image, the DNB in the photo, whose name was later found to be Sitsofe Abotsi, was murdered in the village of Kpeyiborme, in the Volta region of Ghana on June 18, 2014. He was killed by his father, Gideon "Jarah" Abotsi, after his wife refused to have sex with him.[6][7][8][9]

Other DNBs are often the victims of "witch doctor rituals", a cultural phenomenon that is commonly found in 3rd-world continents like Africa.[10] [11] "Witch doctors, who also identify as traditional healers, will consult with mythical spirits for anyone who can pay their fee.[12] The spirits are believed to communicate through them, the kind of sacrifice for appeasement that they require. Often these sacrifices are chickens or goats, but when such sacrifices fail to make the client prosper instantly, 'the spirits' are believed to demand human sacrifices."[13]

"Children are often victims of sacrifice for various reasons, the most common being they are relatively easy to abduct. As they are far more vulnerable than adults, children are more easily lured in or unable to fight back.[14] Another reason children are abducted is that spiritually they are seen as 'purer'; a sacrifice that is "pure" or "unblemished" is believed to bring better results. If a child has been circumcised, scarred or has had their ears pricked, this represents disfigurement or impurity, and they may be spared from sacrifice. Some parents have marked their children in these ways to protect them."[15]

Images of these sacrifices can sometimes classify as nigger 'p, nigger tranny 'p, or Nigger tranny ESL third world torture gore sadist scat fetish satanist 'p as said children are naked or have their genitals mutilated. This material is illegal to possess in the United States and (almost) every other country on earth.[16]

However, this is not what happened to this kid in particular. You see, the man who took this picture was chopping vegetables with his machete, and that was when the nigger baby decided to crawl under the machete because he wanted to die so a bunch of boys on a bald glasses with men website could laugh at him and be brought joy to. After he crawled under the machete, the chef accidentally chopped his head off, causing him to die. After this, the man took a picture of the baby and tried to send the image to the kids parents but accidentally sent it to a site called Soyjak.niggery where a bunch of men with bald glasses found it and decided to make it sharty culture.

Facts about DNB

  • He is in heaven[>but he wasnt baptised <God is merciful and he knows it wasn't DNB's fault]

Polls

October 2025

From the 27th to the 28th of October, a large-scale restricted thread desktop-only poll was conducted on /soy/. The poll has 102 voters and indicated that 55% of users supported DNB while 45% opposed it. This shows that even when DNB is banned, most users support it.

The other poll in the secondary thread.

December 2025

an ID enabled poll was conducted on /soy/ in the 30th of december. It had 52 votes in total, 34 of them (68%) saying it should remain banned while 18 of the votes said thought it should be unbanned.[17] There was also another poll in the comments with 9 votes in total about banning all DNB except the 1 iconic image, which got 5 positive and 4 negative votes.

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