Tarot Readings (Mary Sue Challenge)
Title: Tarot Readings
House: Gryffindor
Rating: PG
Characters: Harry and a MarySue
Challenge: Omens, Portents, and Visions
Word Count: 100
A/N: Sorry, I think it’s all the bad fic I’ve been reading lately. Oh, god, this actually hurt to write. I wrote this a little while ago for one of the HP100 challenges but it's too good for this one not toinflict pass along to you. More coming soon...
“I’m Lady MarySue-Isabella-Lilian-Selina-Vanessa-A
Harry wondered, did she even breathe?
“I’m the world’s best Seer though none know of my powers because my powers are too powerful.”
Harry could feel his brain start to melt.
Flipping a card, she gasped (prettily, of course) and laid a trembling hand upon her heaving bosom, “Death.”
Harry smiled, “Avada Kedavra.”
As MarySue dropped dead, an astonished silence filled the fandom. Harry glanced round and shrugged, “Oh, please. What did you expect? Fall in love with Barbie so either she can die tragically or we live happily ever after? I’d rather marry Snape. Or Voldemort."
Amanda - a Gryffindor who loves Fridays!
House: Gryffindor
Rating: PG
Characters: Harry and a MarySue
Challenge: Omens, Portents, and Visions
Word Count: 100
A/N: Sorry, I think it’s all the bad fic I’ve been reading lately. Oh, god, this actually hurt to write. I wrote this a little while ago for one of the HP100 challenges but it's too good for this one not to
“I’m Lady MarySue-Isabella-Lilian-Selina-Vanessa-A
Harry wondered, did she even breathe?
“I’m the world’s best Seer though none know of my powers because my powers are too powerful.”
Harry could feel his brain start to melt.
Flipping a card, she gasped (prettily, of course) and laid a trembling hand upon her heaving bosom, “Death.”
Harry smiled, “Avada Kedavra.”
As MarySue dropped dead, an astonished silence filled the fandom. Harry glanced round and shrugged, “Oh, please. What did you expect? Fall in love with Barbie so either she can die tragically or we live happily ever after? I’d rather marry Snape. Or Voldemort."
Amanda - a Gryffindor who loves Fridays!