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something_wierd — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:23:15 GMT

Man, they totally just played "Handle Me With Care" on The Black Donnellys. It wasn't sung by Jenny Lewis, though.

I LOVE THAT SONG!!

Top 100 TV Catchphrases

something_wierd — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:40:49 GMT

n alphabetical order, TV Land's list:

_"Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")

_"And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening News")

_"Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. Kennedy)

_"Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners")

_"Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")

_"Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

_"Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")

_"Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")

_"De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")

_"Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")

_"Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics)

_"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")

_"Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk")

_"Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")

_"Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")

_"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to Beaver")

_"God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")

_"Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)

_"Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It Now")

_"Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")

_"Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy)

_"Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")

_"Here it is, your moment of Zen" (Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show")

_"Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")

_"Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")

_"Hey hey hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")

_"Hey hey hey!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")

_"Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")

_"Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")

_"Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living Color")

_"How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason Show")

_"How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")

_"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)

_"I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")

_"I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team")

_"I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)

_"I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart")

_"I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)

_"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad)

_"I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")

_"Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")

_"It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer Batteries ad)

_"It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)

_"Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Saturday Night Live")

_"Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")

_"Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill Street Blues")

_"Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various sports events)

_"Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")

_"Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")

_"Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour")

_"Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")

_"Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show")

_"No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")

_"Norm!" ("Cheers")

_"Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")

_"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park")

_"Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")

_"One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)

_"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon ad)

_"Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)

_"Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

_"Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & Allen Show")

_"Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth, "Saturday Night Live")

_"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle)

_"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)

_"Smile, you're on `Candid Camera'" ("Candid Camera")

_"Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")

_"Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")

_"Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")

_"Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")

_"Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)

_"Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")

_"That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")

_"The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports")

_"The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")

_"The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")

_"This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")

_"Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)

_"Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")

_"Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, "Welcome Back, Kotter")

_"We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")

_"Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")

_"Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, "Saturday Night Live")

_"We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed Sullivan Show")

_"Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)

_"What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip Wilson Show")

_"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")

_"Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)

_"Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")

_"Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")

_"Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")

_"Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")

_"Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, "Saturday Night Live")

_"You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")

_"You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, "Saturday Night Live")

_"You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")

_"You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")

_"You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Taylor Moore Show")

Interestingly, the guy who played Kojak was a good friend of my aunt's. He tried to get her to go into showbiz, but she said it was too corrupt or something.

November 3rd

something_wierd — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:31:08 GMT

Who wants to see the Borat movie with me? Anyone?

something_wierd — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:06:03 GMT

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

something_wierd — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:53:28 GMT

Spiteful Loner

You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to
go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid
who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room,
drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to
hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also
rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel
deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine
these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it
seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a
rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low
self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to
go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a
result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and
probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is
for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling
you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you
know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too
introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one
hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 98% on Rationality
You scored higher than 21% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 91% on Brutality
You scored higher than 7% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Snuffleupagus

You scored 41% Organization, 58% abstract, and 44% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert.
By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an
extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was
somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more
about herself.

You are somewhat organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.

I bet you didn't think you were Snuffleupagus. Let's find out why.

You are both somewhat organized. You have a good
idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably
clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness though. Alloyius
Snuffleupagus (and all Snuffleupagus') is not sloppy by nature, but he
moves so incredibly slowly that it is impossible for him to be totally
organized.

You both are about equally concrete and abstract thinkers. You have a
good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but
you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within
limits of course. Snuffy generally has very basic interests, but he
explores his abstract sensitive side when he plays his snuffleflute.

You both are somewhat introverted. Originally Snuffleupagus was very
shy and was only Big Bird's invisible friend. However as he has aged he
has started to build new friendships with new characters. Like Snuffy,
you probably like to have some time to yourself. However, you do
appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of
social situations.

The other possible characters are

Oscar the Grouch

Big Bird

Cookie Monster

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

The Count

Guy Smiley

Bert

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want
to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up
and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on Organization
You scored higher than 58% on concrete-abstra
You scored higher than 10% on intro-extrovert

Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Harlequin

You scored 39% Cardinal, 46% Monk, 44% Lady, and 32% Knight!

You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but
also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value
of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on Cardinal
You scored higher than 42% on Monk
You scored higher than 22% on Lady
You scored higher than 22% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sofia Coppola

Your film will be 54% romantic, 35% comedy, 37% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.

Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as
a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad,
Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's
good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant
sullen moments of introspection. Who didn't have at least a lump in the
throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy
Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for
directing -- YOUR FILM!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 30% on action-romance
You scored higher than 48% on humor
You scored higher than 56% on complexity
You scored higher than 25% on budget

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sooooo. . .

something_wierd — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:04:57 GMT

Why do you think that Mr. Veenkant got put on administrative leave?

Let's hear some thories!

I'm doing a little happy dance.

something_wierd — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 15:12:21 GMT

I got the government type and religion right on my first try on my Cybernation. Woot woot!

That's about it.

something_wierd — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:13:28 GMT

I have started my modly duties on Craftster. I wish I had more time, but I guess I have to go to school. :(

I'm at school for roughly 14 hours on Mondays and 13 hours on Wednesdays.

If anyone wants to visit me during one of my two 2-hour breaks, be my guest. I may even buy you something from the vending machine. I'm nice like that.

My brother got a MacBook. The one I have been eyeing for months. I wish I had money. :( x2

Get a load of this

something_wierd — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:00:23 GMT

He stuck his finger inside me as frantic as if he were picking a booger.

*blink* *blink*

Concerts, kids!

something_wierd — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 00:23:38 GMT

I am going to try to go to some concerts this fall.

The first one is at St. Andrews in Detroit. The artists are Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins. It is on October 6th.

The other one is The Decemberists at Clutch Cargo in Pontiac. It is on November 7th.

Does anyone want to go? You know you do.

My schedule!

something_wierd — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 15:39:55 GMT

As you know, I am going to Deltuh Kollige this year. Here is my schedule.

Monday:
8:00-9:55 BIO230 Physical Anthropology
10:00-11:55 MTH 161 Analytical Geometry and Calculus I
Lunch
2:00-3:55 ART 105 Art Experience
Nap Time
6:00-9:55 CHM 112 General & Inorganic Chemistry II Lecture

Wednesday:
8:00-9:55 BIO230 Physical Anthropology
10:00-11:55 MTH 161 Analytical Geometry and Calculus I
Lunch
2:00-3:55 ART 105 Art Experience
Nap Time
6:00-8:55 CHM 112 General & Inorganic Chemistry II Lab

So, If you go to Delta, come visit me! I need friends!

SoaP, motherfuckers!

something_wierd — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:23:19 GMT

Short notice, but I will be at the Saginaw 8 to watch Snakes on a Plane at 10 o'clock.

Be there or . . . not be there. No, wait. BE THERE! This will be the greatest movie ever made!

something_wierd — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:40:57 GMT

UGHHHHGGGHHHHGGGHHHHHH!

Delta's website won't load for me! WTF?!?!

Started at Jo-Ann's. Seems to be good.

I gotta get out of here.

something_wierd — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:52:25 GMT

What the hell? The closest place showing Snakes on a Plane is in Birch Run! Man, I hope I don't have to work on Thursday night.

Starts at 10, kids!

My shirt should be here by Saturday! Huzzah!!!

something_wierd — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:05:34 GMT

*puke

Tell me. . .

something_wierd — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:18:08 GMT

Would someone tell me why I am crying for someone I don't really even know on the internet that died more than a month ago? I can't stop crying for the kid. He was only 16 and showed such promise as an artist.

Edit: I know why I'm crying. I haven't had my Prozac in more than a week. Still. . .

Sometimes you need a good cry. RIP Trey.

something_wierd — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:48:43 GMT

My dad had ankle surgery today. Hospitals are boring.

I have a bag of black licorice! YUMMM!!!

I have orientation at Jo-Ann's scheduled! Hurrah!!!

Talladega Nights comes out Friday!

SNAKES ON A MOTHER-FUCKING PLANE!!

IT IS REALLY HOT RIGHT NOW. I AM YELLING IN INTERNET-SPEAK! ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok. byebye.

something_wierd — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:36:54 GMT

Boys should be able to choose for themselves whether to have their peanuts circusized.

I need to get some circus peanuts tomorrow. Oh yeah.

something_wierd — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:53:46 GMT

Hello Kiddies! Have you missed me? Did you know I was even gone? Well, I was. I was in NYC. Here's the rundown:

+++++Spamalot (holy crap!! Awesome!)
++Rent
+Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum
+Papaya Dog!!!
----FUCKING HOT!
+View of Empire State Building from the hotel
+++++++++++++Fucking NYC, man!
++Got Jenny Lewis's Rabbit Fur Coat CD.
++Hell's Kitchen Flea Market

=====================================================================

I've been having really strange dreams. Meh.

I saw some awful pictures on Snopes.com. I can deal with mutilated humans, but that lady crushing that kitten to death kills me. They were beyond awful.

Anyway, that's all for now. I think. . .

something_wierd — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:07:10 GMT

I've gotta get my m:robe fixed. Still haven't sent it in.

Quit Pat's. Hooray!

Interview at Jo-Ann's tomorrow. Lunch w/ Kennie too.

My life is boring. TTFN.

something_wierd — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:06:01 GMT

Blah blah blah blah blah.

I went to the foot doctor because my feet have been hurting like one would not believe. Now my feet are all taped up. He's going to tape them again next week. Apparently the tape is supposed to last until then. One shower and it is peeling like hell. Now I've got Ace bandages on both feet.

Making a monster bag for my friend Abby's graduation. The thind is kind of a pain to make. It will look hella cool when it is done, though.

Nothing much else to report here. Should be done with Pat's pretty soon. Applied at Jo-Ann's today.

I think I was going to say something else, but I can't remember. Ah, well.

I AM AT WAR.

something_wierd — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:32:59 GMT

-My Cybernations country has been attacked.
+I put in my 2 weeks notice at Pat's
-Not returning to Central in the fall
+Returning in the spring instead
+I bought a screen printing
-I have really dry skin
-Jeff Jacobs is a fucker. I want to kick him in the throat.
+Made some hella cute hair clips that I hope to sell.
-My mom's proabably not going to give me the money for cleaning the house because I did a crappy job.
+One of my tadpoles got his/her front legs and is now in the frog habitat thingy.
+I am going to a graduation party on July 8th and then maybe to White's bar.
+I might get to go to NYC with my mom and some family friends.
-My feet hurt so bad that I want to kill something.
-I got flaked on in the Dumbrella CD swap.
+I have a lot of ribbon.
+I like ribbon.
-My head is itchy.
-My hair dye faded really fast.
-I AM HUNGRY!

something_wierd — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 22:45:24 GMT

So apparently Jeff isn't going to call me in to the banquet center anymore because he saw me sitting down. All I was doing was stretching my feet out because I had already worked 8.5 hours on my feet at Pat's.

I need a new job. I want to kick Melissa from Pat's in the throat. Now I also want to kick Jeff in the throat.

Whenever he has called because they were short-handed, I came and helped. I have been nothing but kind and helpful to him.

I must kill him.

A list of things.

something_wierd — Tue, 30 May 2006 03:04:57 GMT

1. I got put on the payroll at the banquet center.
2. Joe K., I am going to kill you. Not really, but you are on notice.
3. I bought some cool 70s floral fabric at Hobby Lobby for a buck a yard.
4. I bought a new nailpolish today.
5. I suck at volleyball but am not that bad at Polish Horseshoes.
6. I need to make some tee-shirts.
7. I went a little ribbon-crazy at Hancock Fabrics.
8. I gots tadpoles!
9. Undra makes good lasagna.
10. I need to set up my Etsy shop so I can make some damn money.
11. I can't think of anything else.

Blah blah blah. . .

damn. . .

something_wierd — Sat, 27 May 2006 04:20:44 GMT

Mythbusters is sold out. I guess I am going to go to this thing at the "Creative Spirit Center" in Midland instead. Some big thing with exhibits on different fiber arts.

I got a job at Pat's bakery/deli. Woo hoo?