The Autumn Somersault

somer — Sat, 10 Apr 2021 17:17:58 GMT

jj1564
A positive force in this fandom.
Always loved. Never forgotten. Forever missed.

The Adventures of Eating Japanese Sweets and Snacks

somer — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 16:15:43 GMT

Booooooy, that was something else. Sorry this is so late, supernutjapan, but here it finally is. My little summary or 'How my Mom, my sis and I went to Japan for a Day'. THANKS AGAIN FOR SENDING THEM OVER! ♥ And thank you, hybridshade. for the impromptu help with the translations ♥

Tell me again why I wanted to try the DRIED SQUID ON A STICK??? I can't remember if I told you, but I actually didn't want to tell my sister what it was until AFTER she tried. But well, the squid on a stick really LOOKS LIKE A SQUID. So it's really a dried squid. A whole dried squid on a stick. Sorry, I'm still not over it. But thank you for making my Mom laugh, because as soon as I opened the package, the whole room smelled like fish! Even though she eats fish, but she wasn't able to try it.

Same with the 'tender squid'? Tastes just differ, me thinks.

The sweet potato chips were totally okay. We only ate a few and kept them handy if we needed something to mask...another taste...not really to our liking.

The marron sticks. Yeah, nothing you can buy here but they were okay. I actually thought they had a bit of a coffee taste. But that was just me because my sister couldn't confirm that.

This little chocolate. Damn, I can't remember what it was. I made notes on a piece of paper, but all I have to this one here is 'alocohol' with a question mark? WAS IT WITH ALCOHOL?

The sweet potato stripes. I think I remember that you said in your video that it's like mashed potatoes? And they dry it up? I can't say what they tasted like. Not much of flavor in my opinion.

We weren't entirely sure what the next one was. Chestnuts? Pickled chestnuts? I didn't like them that much.

The Italian chestnut daifuku was okay. Just like everything else totally strange to our taste buds, but okay.

And 'black sugar' sticks? In my opinion they were really intense. Not something I would eat. But again, that's probably just because we're not used to these kinda things.

Hokkaido vanilla cream and bean paste filling. This wasn't too bad? Interesting taste.

Prawn chips. What's up with y'all and sea food snacks lololol My sister and I are not a huge fan of sea food, BUT WE TRIED IT, OKAY?! lol

Then these little ones. What did hybridshade say? 'They all say ‘hitokuchi’ which means like, one mouthful or one bite'. They were actually all okay too.

Oh, oh, AND THESE ONES! We actually tried them without making sure what it is AND YEP, SEA FOOD AGAIN!

AND THESE POTATO STICKS? Ah, man. So many flavors.

Okay, I think that was all. I hope I didn't miss anything. Thanks again for sending me a package. We had a LOT OF FUN!!! ♥♥♥ Btw, my Mom was trying to think of something that was unique for Germany. That you can only buy here. But we came up blank.

Peach Post

somer — Wed, 01 Nov 2017 20:35:53 GMT

I think I just died a tiny little bit *clutches heart*

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somer — Sat, 21 Oct 2017 18:54:09 GMT

I haven't even watched the new ep yet, but this is PURE PORN! #manhandling

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Peach Post

somer — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 20:01:11 GMT

THOSE EW COVERS! AND THE 'BEHIND THE SCENE' VID!

*throws this Jensen at you and runs off to bed*

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Hello Autumn

somer — Thu, 05 Oct 2017 19:16:23 GMT

What me and my family are up to when summer changes to autumn. HARVEST! For a change I have some personal pics for you lol NOT ME! JUST THE HARVEST PRODUCTS!

We take what the wood gives us? And all that shit lol These are blackberry bushes (blackberries aren't ripe yet in the pic). This year the blackberries stayed rather small, so collecting them wasn't fun and we didn't get as much as previous years. As a result we weren't able to make much blackberry jam (but we made lots of strawberry and raspberry jam, so we should be covered).

We also collected quite a few chanterelles. Loooots of them. And I don't even like them lolol They go into the freezer.

Potatoes. Cauliflowers. Kohlrabi. Potatoes go into the dark cellar. Cauliflowers and kohlrabis into the freezer too.

We also make our own apple juice. We shake those trees into submission and squeeze the holy hell out of them (our local carpenter has the equipment to do it).

Carrots are harvested partly. We still have a few in the soil. And the kale too, since kale needs to get some frost before it should be harvested. We also had too. many. tomatoes this year. Again. How much tomato relish and tomato soup and ketchup can you make? Too much LOL
(Edit: We also make our own sauerkraut and grow cucumber, onions, zucchini, red cabbage, runner beans.)

And me preparing for winter. Bring it on, cold days.

And last but not least 2 photos I took while being out hiking with my sister maybe a week ago.

Peach Post

somer — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 21:01:18 GMT

I love this photographer so fucking much! ♥

Caption That

somer — Fri, 29 Sep 2017 23:12:04 GMT

You're welcome? lololol Nnghhh! I love Jared's sweat!

Jared had been watching the boy all night, taking shots, wrapping plush lips around glasses.
And Jared knows he's taking him home tonight.

NJCon - Gold Panel - The Second

somer — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 11:48:55 GMT

THIS PANEL, OH MY GOD!!! Now you're just teasing us, Jeff. I like! lololol <3

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NJCon 2017 - Gold Panel

somer — Tue, 26 Sep 2017 19:11:14 GMT

"Jeffrey Dean Morgan aka PRESIDENT OF THE BOWLEGS FANCLUB." (caption by souslelys)

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Peach Post

somer — Tue, 19 Sep 2017 15:14:36 GMT

Thank you, @deanmyheart, for bringing this to my attention. HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

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Caption That

somer — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 20:11:54 GMT

#blowjob #swallowing #aftertaste

*whispers* you're welcome.

Peach Post

somer — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 19:23:41 GMT

You're welcome.

Sam 'n Dean

somer — Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:32:32 GMT

JUST A QUICK REMINDER!

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Peach Post

somer — Wed, 28 Jun 2017 17:46:35 GMT

I want.

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somer — Tue, 27 Jun 2017 13:48:27 GMT

'm just leaving this here.

Art Rec: Jared 'n Jensen

somer — Sat, 17 Jun 2017 21:20:14 GMT

Ever since I found this, I keep coming back to it, because it makes me laugh. So I thought it's time to share it here.

Artist: "Jared giving Jensen a raspberry in the middle of a kiss..."

Artist: kataracentric
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Zippers Down

somer — Tue, 23 May 2017 19:50:41 GMT

Got this shot of Jensen showing off his boxers to Misha. The talented sketchydean made it into pretty art! I hadn't really seen it on twitter, since I had notifications turned off for some time due to heavy load and my app kept crashing (was just because of the photos I tweeted, I normally don't get such traffic lol). It was quite amusing though, because people kept quoting my tweeted pic with 'look at Misha's face' LOLOL

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Somer's Recs

somer — Mon, 01 May 2017 18:26:09 GMT

Crimeboss!Jared. It's such a favorite trope. I FREAKING LOVE IT!

Title: The Law Of Retaliation
Author: mznaughty01
Wordcount: 24.400 words
Warnings: implied/referenced child abuse, homophobia, violence
Summary: Infiltrate Defenestrates, Chicago's most notorious criminal organization. Gain the trust of the right people, become invaluable, move up. Then destroy the group from the inside out by chopping off the head.
This was Jensen's mission, one that he wouldn't fail. Jared Padalecki had executed Jensen's father and only Jared suffering a similar fate, at Jensen's hands no less, would suffice as payment for the sin.
The Law of Retaliation, after all, demanded a fracture for a fracture, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth... a life for a life.

Title: Underneath Verse
Author: ashtraythief
Wordcount: 94.427 words
Warnings: violence, mild dubcon
Summary: Jensen Ackles was always good at acting, pretending. So good in fact that he is the FBI’s favorite undercover guy. He has more undercover operations under his belt than he’d like to remember, and after his latest stint with a ring of human traffickers he really thinks he deserves a break.
Unfortunately there’s a new criminal organization on the rise, and all attempts to infiltrate and take down the Padalecki family have failed so far. Which is why Jensen finds himself faced with a new assignment, one that no other agent qualifies for and that he really doesn’t want. Because trying to seduce the most powerful man in the Chicago underworld? Not really high up on his list.

Title: A Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing
Author: saltandburnboys
Wordcount: 5.966 words
Warnings: violence
Summary: Sure, Jensen's boyfriend's a mob boss, but it's not like Jared's dangerous or anything...that is until Jensen walks in on something he really shouldn't have, and then he suddenly is.

Title: Killer Romance
Author: saone
Wordcount: 44.855 words
Warnings: crack, violence
Summary: The adventures of ex-assassin Jensen and crime boss Jared.

Title: If I Wasn't Just Somebody Like Me
Author: silica_glass
Wordcount: 104.988 words
Warnings: mpreg, violence, prostitution
Summary: Jared is feared and respected boss of the Crime world, while Jensen's one of the favorite boy toys that Jared fucks on occasions. One day Jensen finds out that he is pregnant and is terrified that Jared will be upset and toss him aside since he needs the money that Jared gives him to put himself through college.

Title: Spoiled Rotten
Author: foolsdance
Wordcount: 3.250 words
Warnings: violence
Summary: Jared is a crime boss and Jensen is his spoiled boyfriend.

Title: In My Left Hand
Author: splashpink
Wordcount: 10.326 words
Warnings: crack, violence, homophobia
Summary: In which Jared is a crime lord and Jensen is his boyfriend.

Title: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Author: anonym
Wordcount: 6.169 words
Warnings: violence
Summary: Jared should’ve known, really. Should’ve known that Jensen would prove just as irresistible to almost everyone else as he did to Jared, especially in those tight, red little excuse for shorts he was wearing. All that gorgeous freckled skin exposed on his bowlegs and toned torso, his face all big flirty eyes, thick eyelashes, and pouty lips.

Leave some love. ♥

Caption That

somer — Mon, 01 May 2017 13:07:41 GMT

Jared: Yes, 'm gonna tap that later.

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somer — Sun, 30 Apr 2017 17:30:06 GMT

Hear my heart break!

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Caption That

somer — Tue, 18 Apr 2017 15:49:27 GMT

Jared is in love with Jensen, and he's decided it's time to finally tell him. Only problem...Jensen's a little shy.

Somer's Recs

somer — Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:06:14 GMT

"I don't know why it's such a huge thing..."
Well, why not? We have a lot of brilliant authors in this fandom who write about it. We have readers who enjoy it. Sometimes it's only a small age difference, sometimes it's a huge gap. I don't care why it's a thing, I'm happy it IS a thing. Same for all other kinks, tbh, even the ones I don't read.

Which leads me to my rec list today.
Age reversal. In particular younger!Jensen. Including really long ones, gen ones, filthy ones, ones full of fantasy.

Title: Save You Save Me
Author: alienat
Summary: To Megan Jared's the loving brother, who runs the family business and has taken care of her since their parents died. To his team Jared's the leader they'd do anything for. To his enemies Jared's the thorn in their sides. And to Jensen? To Jensen Jared's everything Jensen never thought he could have.
Wordcount: 78.000 words
Warnings: mentions past child abuse and humiliation, sexual assault, violence

Title: Dragon Wings
Author: lady_krystal_79
Summary: Dragons. Mating. Great Wars. Greater Friendships. Epic Love Stories.
Wordcount: 44.000 words
Warnings: dragons, violence

Title: Blood On Your Hands
Author: sleepypercy
Summary: Jared finds teenage runaway Jensen on the side of the road and decides to offer him a ride. Jensen doesn't mind if Jared has blood on his hands.
Wordcount: 6.500 words
Warnings: underage (16)

Title: If You Got The Money, Honey
Author: tmn1966
Summary: The church gets built and the hookers plan to make the servants of God as uncomfortable as they can. Hooker Jensen sets his eyes on the huge priest, who is always smiling, fucking dimples in his face. He plans to corrupt him. What he hasn't counted on is that Jared has his own kinky secrets and Jensen soon finds himself in over his head.
Wordcount: 5.600 words
Warnings: pwp, priest!Jared

Title: Smoke and Lightning Verse (Link leads to comm. There're multiple parts, interludes, videos, graphics, extra ficlets.)
Author: eviltwin and bloody_adorable
Summary: Jared's a classic case of rich kid gone wrong, whose only sense of family comes from his motorbike, the guy he rents a garage from to live in and the precinct cops who know his face better than most already. Jensen's a hard-working student whose family are helping push him towards great things. What happens when their two worlds collide, and will Jared's troublesome nature be too much for Jensen to handle?
Wordcount: over 700.000 words (don't know the exact wordcount with all the ficlets and timestamps)
Warnings: violence, homophobia, kinks

Title: Drowning
Author: dugindeep
Summary: Jensen goes shopping for swimwear and gets a whole lot more from the shop's owner.
Wordcount: 4.700 words
Warnings: pwp, underage (16)

Title: Like A Superhero (With Disordered Superpowers)
Author: soncnica
Summary: Falling asleep is his superpower. Not very aaaaamazing.
Wordcount: 7.500 words
Warnings: gen, talk and attempt (in the past) of suicide, bullying, talk of depression

Title: Stars Fall In
Author: dollylux
Summary: Growing up next door to each other in Calvary, Tennessee, Jared has known Jensen practically their entire lives. He knows almost everything there is to know about Jensen, harbors all of Jensen’s secrets. And that’s why Jared is hellbent on getting Jensen out of there, before it’s too late.
Wordcount: 30.800 words
Warnings: graphic depictions of physical, emotional, and mental child abuse, underage (both minors), homophobia

Title: The Course Of True Love Never Did Run Smooth
Author: saltandburnboys
Summary: Jensen hadn't had an appointment with Dr. Padalecki in years, not since his 'status check' when they'd told him that he was an Omega.
Wordcount: 17.100 words
Warnings: underage, abo, mpreg

Title: War Prize Verse
Author: kinkymarionette
Summary: Three years of Jared dreaming of freckled skin and eyes wide with shock and want.
Wordcount: 31.400 words (WIP)
Warnings: a whole bunch of kinks, including underage (17), noncon, dubcon, humiliation, toys, bondage, violence

Title: Safe And Secure, In His Arms
Author: mznaughty01
Summary: Jared was the most feared crime boss in all of Chicago, Jensen a college student willing to do whatever was necessary to survive. Theirs was a business arrangement—with no room for a baby.
Wordcount: 23.000 words
Warnings: mpreg, dubcon

Title: Sin-Eater
Author: tryfanstone
Summary: Jensen gets kicked out of the insular fundamentalist community he was raised in, with nothing but the shirt on his back and the unshakeable belief that he is now going to hell. He's wandering, bewildered and almost mute with shyness on the streets of the some bleak southwestern town when Jared finds him and takes him in.
Wordcount: 7.400 words (WIP)
Warnings: religious themes

Title: Frames
Author: morrezela
Summary: 1940’s Melodrama: When Jensen Ackles was born, the doctors didn’t think that he’d ever see his first birthday. When he was forced to marry a stranger, Jensen didn’t want to make his twentieth.
Wordcount: 16.100
Warnings: historical, arranged marriage, homophobia

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Peach Post

somer — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 20:00:05 GMT

Just leaving this here.

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Sam 'n Dean

somer — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 19:33:33 GMT

I don't know what it is about these gifs, but they're really, really beautiful. And I mean, apart from Sam and Dean. The gifs look like they have a lot of depth ♥

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