Man Through the Machine

Holes in mah body

someoneelse — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:07:10 GMT

I got plugs yesterday!
Holy freaking crap that was weird/hurt. That was the biggest freaking needle I've ever seen.
They're only 10 guage right now, so I *may* strech them.. a little.

I know, I know... TPIWWOP, but I'll wait till they stop bleeding to take photos.

Oh, and I got a Helio Ocean too... wooo! Call me.

someoneelse — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:16:00 GMT

Sleep regards me with the distant eyes of a jilted lover. Her cool gaze skims over me without the friction of care. My desires are of no concern to her. I court her, praise her, beckon for her soft touch. Every attempt is met with a cruel dismissal. I duel and wrestle, engage her barbarous rule. My impotence is apparent. Vanquished, I lie with this adulteration, this simulacrum of rest. I lay, immolate to her truculence.

Wooooooooooooo

someoneelse — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:24:41 GMT

Drunk offfff my ass.

Went bowling with Sarah, my brother Justin, minorlight and Chris (who happens to be minorlight's boyfriend). Suuuuch a fucking great time. Sarah kicked our ass the first time and then, for whatever reason, Justin whipped up on us the second time.

I really should not have had that last rum & coke. Damn. I'm realllllllly fucking drunk. I'm so drunk, my ferret emoticon is crying.

someoneelse — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:27:41 GMT

Remember all these years I've been complaining about being swamped with work? Yeah, that was light work compared to alllll the stuff that's gotten dropped on my lap in the past week.

omg.

The Planet Has A Fever

someoneelse — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:06:18 GMT

And the only cure is more cowbell.

Can you overdose on caffeine?

someoneelse — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:52:53 GMT

I've got so much caffeine in my system its not funny. I've taken migraine medicine (120mg), half a pack of Mad-Croc gum (160mg) and 2 liters of Mountain Dew (310 mg). Thats 590mg of caffeine... acute overdose is 400mg. I better stop. Good thing a lethal dose is a whole lot more than that.

That gum tastes like shit by the way.

God I hate eBay's API. It sucks hardcore.

someoneelse — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:01:09 GMT

Oh My God I haven't skated in so long.
That felt so damn good.
Goodbye everyone.
This is going to take up alll my time.

someoneelse — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 18:14:51 GMT

Eating cold Cream of Wheat feels like eating slugs.

someoneelse — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:21:32 GMT

my new project: selling women's shoes.
I need to do market research.

Vote or Goodbye to Free Speech (and die)

someoneelse — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:29:20 GMT

Senate session 1, section 220. You might have heard about it. But it will turn any of us into official lobbyists, required to register and report to congress quarterly on our actions. Thats right. On January 18th your first amendment rights took a kick in the face.

I'm no legal expert but what it looks like to me, and what everyone else has been saying, “paid efforts to stimulate grassroots lobbying” is so broadly defined as to include communicating to at least 500 citizens, with no other qualifiers. With the internet, you have no way of proving you didn't communicate with at least 500 people. So, congratulations! You're a lobbyist! Better start asking Congress for permission to talk about politics. If you don't, its jail for you!

But there's hope! Senator Robert Bennett (R-UT) proposed an amendment that will strip section 220 from the measure. Start lighting up the phones for Cornyn and Hutchison. Tell them you support the Bennett Amendment.

Thank God we have the Democrats here to save us from those scary totalitarian Republicans, 'case they certainly stood up for us. The measure passed 96 to 2.

(I hope I look good in orange)

I need a lesson in anatomy

someoneelse — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:42:48 GMT

I found out that my cute little boy cats are, in fact, girls.

This is funny to exactly 2 of you.

someoneelse — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:43:52 GMT

But its fucking hilarious to me.
Of course, I haven't slept yet either.

The Love of My Life

someoneelse — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:02:37 GMT

My birthday present came in.
Your better add me to your flickr.

A card we made for our clients

someoneelse — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:29:04 GMT

You should go watch it. It has a cartoon of me. And fake singing.

See, this is why I'm against stem cell research

someoneelse — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:52:30 GMT

Because this will always be a possibility, I'll never see the risk of these actions as worth the theoretical benefit of stem cells.

Healthy new-born babies may have been killed in Ukraine to feed a flourishing international trade in stem cells, evidence obtained by the BBC suggests.
Disturbing video footage of post-mortem examinations on dismembered tiny bodies raises serious questions about what happened to them.
Ukraine has become the self-styled stem cell capital of the world.
There is a trade in stem cells from aborted foetuses, amid unproven claims they can help fight many diseases.
But now there are claims that stem cells are also being harvested from live babies.

From the BBC

arg.

someoneelse — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:02:41 GMT

I think its bad when vicodin doesn't kill your pain.

You Neeeeed This

someoneelse — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:19:07 GMT

Seriously. This'll make you happy.

share your files at box.net

Just when I thought it was safe to let go

someoneelse — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:47:42 GMT

I was beginning to wonder why I'm a music snob. Why do I make the effort to like only my select indie rock and a few on purpose crap bands. And then...

Youtube: Policing our civil liberties, yet again

someoneelse — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:03:53 GMT

Youtube may be the best thing to happen to the American public in a long time.

Proud Daddy

someoneelse — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:37:30 GMT

I launched my baby today. Yeah, I built a widget for the Basecamp project management tool and I've finally gotten all of everything worked out. I've been working on a widget since like March. The competition has teams of people working on it and they're still not done with theirs. I am the first. Buahahahaha.

I digitally signed the code and obfuscated it so no one gets their grubby little hands on it. Because I'm greedy and I don't like to share my code.
Now I get to sit on pins and needles while it gets approved for the gallery.

I know, I'm a geek. 3 of you probably understood that/cared.

Maybe it'll stick this time

someoneelse — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:53:00 GMT

I'm going to start trying to update this thing again. I don't really know why I stopped in the first place.

So, yeah, in the news everyone knows already. Yay! Cris Bell lost! Fuck! Ron Perry won. What a catch 22 that was. Damn you Kinky! Why couldn't you motivate more voters? It may have been just as messed up as any other politician, but at least it would have been entertaining.

I got a car! I've been out of a car since it got wrecked in September. I found a 99 Saturn in my neighborhood here. It's a standard, which I like, and it runs good, and it uses tiny amounts of gas. So yay! And yeah, as Ron said, I'm not a Saturn person, but I still love it. Because its a car.

Who wants to drive around with me aimlessly?

Yeah, so, I've been busy. Working and such. I'm producing a video. Yeah, the same one I've been producing for like 2 months now. But thats because I ended up with another project in the middle of it. I ended up making the best website I've ever made. See, its the best. More flash than I've ever done, SEO (like 30% text-to-code!), a real eCommerce system, and lots of photo editing and such. Woo!

I ended up doing a few print pieces for that company too. I really really like the way they came out. I just wish I had gotten to keep a few before they shipped out. Oh I loves me some glossy cardstock.

Anyway, yeah I'll try and keep up with things here. And post about things that kinda matter. As much as anything that Adrian posts has ever mattered.

I miss you peoples.

LJ Talk

someoneelse — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:36:27 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/chat/
~~Add me, even if I'll probably never be on it either.~~
Er, nevermind, it automatically adds your friends list.

Protect Your Banana

someoneelse — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:19:33 GMT

I couldn't tell if it was a double entendre or not.

someoneelse — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:15:40 GMT

"Deputy County Counsel Anne Keck told Sonoma County Superior Court Judge Cerena Wong that the FBI was reviewing other pornographic images and comparing them against a national database to determine whether underage children appear in the photos."

Who the hell has that job? What does he tell women at the bar? Or better yet, what about carreer day at his kids school? Yeah, I look at naked kids all day to try and build a case against people who look at naked kids. o_O

Oh yeah, that story is about John Mark Karr

Arg!!!

someoneelse — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:04:29 GMT

It feels like something's crawling all over me, or the way it feels when mosquitoes land on you. But all over. I woke up like this and it's been happening ever since. I want to killllllll something. Arg! Whoever has the damn voodoo doll, please, lets work this out a different way. I'm sure I deserve it, but come on!