thanks ^^ i have a thing for silhouette too, you know ;)

now thats anime!

Actually it's a video game.

i know! but its so anime like!

fits like a glove... since im bad!

and Ugly! XD

No no no, that's Cap you're thinkin' of since he lacks a goatee.

Hey! Say that to my Grey Wolf!

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It has no scope, you moron!

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Don't need one!

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That better!

*Reverse lookups your IP address and forwards them to a circling EA-6B "Prowler" electronic warfare plane*

*EA-6B relays address via secure data link to fighter command headquarters in Missouri*

*An F-15E is prepped and readied with AGM-65 "Maverick" missiles packed with a 57kg warhead and 10,000 lbs of aviation fuel*

*F-15E takes off at 0200HRS CDT and heads on course 330 degrees where it meets a KC-135 Statotanker and fills up with 26,500 lbs of fuel and proceeds to target*

*F-15's WSO (Weapons System Officer) uses Raytheon APG-70 radar system to map your house and create a HRM (High-Resolution-Map) covering a .67 square nautical mile image of your house and driveway*

*WSO designates your garage as the primary target. Pilot brings the F-15 within range, lases the target and launches a AGM-65*

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*Your garage (and car) sucks patriotic missile cock*

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Only problem bud, you're coordinates were way off! You missed my house! Now it's my turn!

*Tracks down your house with a hacked security network. An MQ-9 Reaper drone with sidewinders and hellfire missiles is deployed. It shoots down the F-15 and the Prowler killing the pilots. It flies to GA refueling on the way. The drone uses the hellfire's laser guided missile to lock onto your house and locks on target. It launches the missile*

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*Your house explodes into a fiery inferno!*

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But just to be sure....

*Sends in a group of three B-52 BUFFs to your area code. They proceed to carpet bomb the remains of your house and area.*

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And if you try that again, I'll send the Warthogs after you!!!

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Your response is that the missile, by some magical divine deus ex machina, just misses? Even though its delivery was coordinated by the world's most potent air force armed with state of the art technology? The same air force mind you, that has been fist fucking America's enemies since 1944, all the way up till now? The same god damn air show that on the night of January 17, 1991, flew over 1400 sorties in 24 hours against Iraqi targets, and in only 96 hours had completely obliterated their air force, command and control centers, oil refineries, air fields, factories, tank positions, roads, and SAM batteries. All this at the cost of fewer than 10 planes. And you're telling me that the organization capable of all this glorious destruction can't even hit an unprotected soft target in the middle of a Wisconsin suburb, or whatever the hell you live in? DID YOU NEVER GET TO CALL FOR CAS WHEN YOU WERE ACTIVE DUTY?

A better option would be to play Vladimir Putin, but too late cause now that's my card!

*Calls Putin and asks for assistance in creating an air defense umbrella over Atlanta. Since I positively portrayed the Russians in Red Winter, he agrees by deploying six S-400 Triumf batteries in a ring around the city, along with an anti-air battalion armed with SA-6 Gainful launchers, and SA-8 Geckos, and lastly ZSU-23 mobile AA guns*

*Putin Cues battle music*

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1EIby5GrE[/youtube]

*S-400 launchers deploy with long range Doppler radar, capable of detecting targets out to 600 kilometers. Each launcher is armed with four 40N6 model SAMs, each one capable of traveling at Mach 12.0 and reaching out to 250 miles*

*SA-6s provide medium range defense out to 15 miles to snag any planes that make it through the S-400 net*

*SA-8s provide short range defense out to 9.3 miles, and are positioned to cover the S-400s and SA-6s from Wild Weasel units running SEAD (suppression of enemy air defenses) missions, and to take out any low flying aircraft attempting to fly under the radar*

*ZSU-23s are positioned in treelines and near S-400 sites to shield them from low flying A-10s, F-15Es, F-16s, or F-35 JSFs attempting to hit the vulnerable S-400 launchers*

*Your initial reaper drone is detected during its in flight refueling by an IL-76 AWACS aircraft operating under cover as a civilian cargo linger. Details are relayed to the air defense battery HQ*

*Two 40N6 missiles are launched and obliterate the Reaper while it is still passing over the Tennessee/Georgia border*

*The B-52s' large size and radar cross section combined with its slow speed make it a sitting duck. Its escorts are shooed away by the first volley of 40N6s, several ducking down to 500 feet to blend in with the ground's radiation. The first B-52 attempts to hit the deck, but is struck in the fuselage and suffers a hydraulics failure. The controls give out, and the crew is forced to ditch while still 205 miles from their initial target*


*Having expended their initial stores, the S-400s pack up and move to a new location to reload. The SA-6 batteries move to form an overlapping grid across north Atlanta. The remaining two B-52s appear on radar and a barrage of twelve 3M20M3 missiles traveling at Mach 2.0 head for the intruders*

*Chaff rockets blanket the sky, fooling half of the missiles, but the later launched ones manage to regain their targets and hit with deadly accuracy. B-52 #2 has its left wing sheered off, while the 3rd one loses its tail. The crews bail out as their once majestic death dealing fortresses turn into aluminum coffins*

*S-400s redeploy and are operational again. Radar shows skies are clear. Victory achieved and vodka is had by all*

Arctic I really didn't wanna do this, but you left me no choice!

*gets on his cell phone and calls in a number* Hey is this the PLA headquarters? Yeah, I need to speak with General Lian Guanglie he owes me a favor! OK *hangs up and calls another number*

"Yeah is this the Department of the Air force I need to speak with Mark Welsh? OK he owes me a favor!
*Hangs up and calls another number:

"Hello General Benny Gantz, I need you to do something for me." And last but not least! *Calls Ft. Benning* Hey Mark, long time, I need you to do me a favor....

*You and Putin are sitting on a sunny beach in Florida drinking vodka* You: Ah I love drinking Vodka after crushing a person's will! It smells like victory!

"AH CHING CHONG CHIN CHONG!!!" You hear as millions of Chinese troops start storming your beach. Putin do something!

You and Putin try to hold them off with machine gun and artillery fire, but there's too many of them. We Need Air support!

*Putin sends in a couple of MiGs to go after them but they are shot down by Israeli F-15s and F-16s. The S-4000s, the SA-6s, the S-8s and ZSU-S3s fire back, but the Israeli pilots are too skilled and using flares and highly sophisticated aerial maneuvers, they avoid every single missile. Eventually, the anti-aircraft weapons run out. A group of A-10s are sent in to

You: GODDAMMIT! Putin! Do Something. Putin Gets off the phone with his commanders. I can't! Russia's missile network was sabotaged by Israeli commandos! Not only that, they sabotaged our communications. What's worse, all our military and spetsnaz bases have been blown up by B-2 stealth bombers!

Suddenly, a group of US Army Rangers storms your beach house and overpower both you and Putin and kill you both.

I emerge from the troops and I declare victory. In exchange for their services, I bribe Mark Murphy into giving the Chinese and the IDF the ability to watch every single Packer game for free on pay-per-view.

It didn't miss, it just got the wrong coordinates! It's not my fault your special forces team is screwed up.

What special forces team? The Air Force just traced the address your laptop's IP address is registered too.

That scenario is about as plausible as the flat earth theory.

AceFox27 has family in the navy, who could hook me up with the U.S. Navy's Third fleet, whose task is the defense of America's western coastline. In case you're wondering, here is the order of battle for said third fleet.

Carl Vinson Battle Group / Carrier Group 3 (USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70)) (NB San Francisco? (Alameda), CA)
USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70) (NB Seattle (Bremerton), WA)
Carrier Air Wing 11 (CVW 11) (NAS Leemore, CA)
USS Antietam (CG 54) (NB San Deigo, CA)
USS Princeton (CG 59) (NB San Deigo, CA)
Destroyer Squadron 23 (DESRON 23) (NB San Diego, CA)
John C. Stennis Joint Task Group / Carrier Group 7 (CARGRU 7) (USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) (NB San Diego, CA)
USS John C Stennis (CVN 74) (Norfolk NB, VA)
Carrier Air Wing 9 (CVW 9) (NAS Leemore, CA)
USS Lake Champlain (CG 57)
USS Port Royal (CG 73) (NB Seattle (Bremerton), WA)
Destroyer Squadron 21 (NS San Diego, CA)
USS Asheville (SSN 716)
USS Jefferson City (SSN 759)
Constellation Battle Group / Cruiser Destroyer Group 1 (CRUDESGRU 1) (USS Constellation (CV 64)) (NB San Diego, CA)
USS Constellation (CV 64) (NB San Diego, CA)
Carrier Air Wing 2 (CVW 2) (NAS Leemore, CA)
USS Chosin (CG 65) (NB Pearl Harbor, HI)
USS Lake Erie (CG 70) (NB Pearl Harbor, HI)
Destroyer Squadron 7 (DESRON 7) (NB San Diego, CA)
USS Santa Fe (SSN-763)
USS Columbia (SSN-771)
USS Sacramento (AOE-1) (NB Seattle (Bremerton), WA)
Abraham Lincoln Battle Group / Cruiser Destroyer Group 3 (CRUDESGRU 3) (USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72)) (NB San Diego, CA)
USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72) (NS Everett, WA)
Carrier Air Wing 14 (CVW 14) (NAS Leemore, CA)
USS Shiloh (CG 57) (NB San Diego, CA)
USS Valley Forge (CG 50) (NB San Diego, CA)
Destroyer Squadron 31 (DESRON 31) (NB Pearl Harbor, HI)
USS Tucson (SSN 770) (NB Pearl Harbor, HI)
USS Cheyenne (SSN 773) (NB Pearl Harbor, HI)
USS Camden (AOE 2)
Nimitz Battle Group / Cruiser Destroyer Group 5 (USS Corronado (AGF 11), NB San Diego, CA)
USS Nimitz (CVN 68) (RCOH, Newport News Shipbuilding) (NB Norfolk, VA)
USS Cowpens (CG 63) (NB San Diego, CA)

In 24 hours I can have this entire battle group, with FIVE Nimitz class aircraft carriers controlling every square inch of ocean within a 800 nautical mile radius of the fleet. Your Chinese friends wouldn't even make it within 2000 miles of the Panama canal before a swarm of F/A-18s descended on their transport vessels and launching a barrage of AGM-84 Harpoons, each carrying a 500kg warhead and sporting a 150 mile range. The F/A-18s wouldn't even have to get within range of the Chinese picket ships before their missile barrage initially overwhelms and sinks several of the Chinese Navy's destroyers and cruiser vessels. The transports could then simply be designated for a Tomahawk missile strike launched from a Arleigh Burke class destroyer.

Without your Chinese troops to draw the attention of my Russian ground forces, our efforts can remain focused dealing with the second wave of air strikes you send at us. We don't even need to worry about Israel because their air force is intended for self defense purposes and lacks the needed infrastructure and refueling capabilities to cross the Atlantic and still remain mission capable. Even if by some miracle that they did cross the ocean, they'd never get over the shoreline no matter how many flares of maneuvers they used. An S-400's missiles have a .85 hit probability and have a low vulnerability to countermeasures since they are radar guided. By that, I mean flares don't do jack shit, they'd need to pop chaff or use an ECM pod,and even then they only have a 15% chance of shaking the missile lock, and even if they do they'll have to contend with another one since its standard operating procedure to fire two missiles per aircraft.

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Without air support to take out the majority of our defenses, your Rangers would either be forced to retreat, or deal with an entire regiment of Russian Airborne that tagged along with the second wave of IL-76s bringing us more SAMs and diesel fuel for our launchers. The Rangers would inflict moderate causalities at first, but with no logistical support they would simply run out of ammo and be captured as political prisoners.

Even if Israel could get commandos into Russia, they wouldn't be able to sabotage a whole base without getting detected and killed. They would have to settle for only minor acts of easily repaired sabotage.

Your B-2 flights require in flight refueling in order to reach their targets over Russia. The tankers are not stealth and can be spotted on radar, and thus promptly intercepted by Su-27 and Mig-31 fighters over the Arctic Ocean. This will force your B-2s to land in England prevent them from reaching their targets.