The RULES signs on the Friendly Beach have 14 rules plus Rule Zero. This is still considered 14 rules. Recently, several incidents have caused the beach staff to consider adding a fifteenth rule.

Two such incidents involved the miraculous rebreather masks, which allow you to talk to various animals and stay underwater for about 90 minutes without so much as letting out a bubble.

The proposed Rule 15 would be something like "Make sure you have a way to take your breathing mask off once you're swallowed." It's a simple rule. Planning ahead would have saved this poor man from lying there for 90 minutes while the dolphin's stomach acids digest his upper body.

A lot of people get eaten once at the Beach and swear off it forever after. He'll have more reason to do so than most.