"I usually warn my poor unfortunate viewers about the upcoming absurdity in a
post. This greatly supersedes such a mild precaution. This is absurdity squared. This has gone
beyond ludicrous speed and reached plaid. This image literally duct tapes a bunch of absurdities
together to form a single sentient absurdity, armed with a cannon that fires entire salvos of ridiculousness.
Consider yourself warned . . . Absurdly"