Shane was pretty desperate for cash lately, so he looked in the ad for a job to get some quick money!!

And boy did he find one, test some food paste or something, for cash! How easy is that?!

Though, when they at first shoved his face into the tube for it he got pretty suspicious....

Day three and he's quite the blob!!

He hopes they have a liposuction machine that needs testing, or he'll be living there for a LONG time!