This might be based on how I reacted to this game when I first stumbled upon it in a gamestop over 6 years ago. No I have not played it, though I do own it now. The joke isn't really about what actually happens in the game but rather the blerb on the back. also, young assistant because I wanted to.

Also, just a reminder to those who might be confused by this, the universe in which the Assistent is from is technically in the future by an indescript amount of decades.